caught in the act

busa dave

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Well i was in bed sleeping last night around midnight when my dog started growling. She's the best security system i have ever had. she's a 65# american pittbull named Daisy. I park my busa directly outside my bedroom window and i have a disk rotor lock.

I quietly peeked through the blinds and what do i see.....2 guys trying to figure out why they can't push my bike away. So i throw some shoes on and grab the Glock. I sneak outside untill i'm right behind them. And yell hey what the F**K are you doing. That quick one runs and the other turns around and looks at me like a deer in headlights. Just a little backround on me, I'm 6' and about 260. I practiced mixed martial arts for about 5 years. So to continue i grab this guy, take him to the ground and start throwing punches and elbows. He was knocked out after the first elbow to the jaw, but my adrenaline was pumping so much i couldn't stop right away.....Now at this point the girlfriend finally wakes up and comes out to see what all the ruckus is about, and sees me beating the hell out of this guy. she runs back in the house and calls the police.

The cops were here fairly quicky and of course he was a complete ass. Not that i don't like cops...its just my luck i would get a prick that wanted to lecture me on everything from not taking the law into my own hands and those bikes get stolen all the time and i'll be lucky if this guy doesn't sue me. So i started getting a little pissy with him and i said he's lucky (meaning the thief)that i got him instead of the glock or my dog.

So after all the commotion i never got back to bed and of course i had to go to work and walk steel on a high rise all day being tired and pissed off.
 
Something we all would like to do!
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Good job.
 
hot diggity dayum! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!

Kick his a$$, C- Bass! Punch him again, kick him, where is the puppy.....sik'em.....get 'em pup! Bite him! Thats right.....again.

I am absolutely thrilled to see someone caught in the act. The thief is lucky I wasnt the cop, cuz I would have got there. Figured out that I was at the wrong address, told you to continue until I find the right address, then fill out the reports and told you to go back and get some sleep....

Congrats. And if he takes you to court, beat him again...
 
Nicely done. But save yourself the trouble next time. Call me I'll come over and help you dig a hole somewhere!!
 
In Texas, although it would be hard to do, We can shoot first and ask questions later.

Glad you just beat the shid out of him....I hear a murder charge is a lengthy and exspensive process, even if justified.


Now to the quick rabbit that ran off.
 
good!!!!! i hope that fuggin thiefs jaw is broke and if you woulda took the cops advice i bet your baby would be gone i mean, after all, the man said they get riped off all the time right?
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Right on!  Thats the way to handle your business!  

Sung to the tune of "boots are made for walking"

These fists are made for pounding
That's just what they'll do
These fists are made for pounding
Pounding thieves is what they do!
 
Thanks for all the praise guys. Ya know for a split second after the cops left i thought maybe i was wrong.....I coulda just stayed in the house and called the police and waited while they either made off with my bike or dropped it on its side when they gave up. Then i remembered this is america!!! If someone is trying to steal something that you worked hard for and love dearly you have every right to beat them within inches of their life!
 
Dayum the hole , feed him to the dog
He should be thankful he didn't get his
dumb azz murked. Glad they didn't get
your bike
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