Chinese sex disease

[S-R Racing]

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over five years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her,so she decided toseek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,

"OK, tace off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery,reery,fass to odder side of room."

Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery,reery, fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my god, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"


Dr.Chang sighed deeply and replied,"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like you ass."

 

[NightCrawler]

Oldie but goodie!

 

[DR1300R]

 

[Mr Bogus]

you know you would think a guy would catch on to these threads sooner

 

[99'busa]

you had me

 

[Busasweety]

 

[frisbee]

 

[06limited1st]

LMAO! God that's a good one

 

[pashnit]

You had me at hello.

 

[FastBusa]

 

[solarbarack]

You would think I'd know better by now.

Old but still good.

 

[hayadooin]

Now that there was funny!!!

 

[pbghost]

 

[NINJA KILLER]

 

[MO-BUSA]

 

[Jet Li]

 

[big coop]

Good one.

 

[mymaster]

good

 

[MR X]

 

[Warputer]