Cold hard facts about the Busa

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The Suzuki Hayabusa motor has been outlawed from AMA, WSBK, and WERA, due to the unfair advantage any team using the motor would have.
The weakest part of the Suzuki Hayabusa’s drivetrain is the driver’s neck, which is typically the first thing to break during hard launches.
The 16 cylinder, quad turbocharged engine in the bugatti veyron is bugatti's strongest attempt at replicating the power generated by the Suzuki Hayabusa.
If you see the rider of a Suzuki Hayabusa walking with a limp, it is not because he hurt his back - it's from getting laid several times a day.
The movie "Terminator" is actually a simulation of what could happen if the Suzuki Hayabusa motor was to become sentient.
Top Fuel drag cars are powered by 2 Suzuki Hayabusa motors with a pulley, long tubes and a tune.
There is no material/element in existence that would be strong enough to be used for the engine block of a Suzuki Hayabusa with bolt-ons and nitrous.
The amount of power generated by an Suzuki Hayabusa motor with only 3 spark plugs and mixed wires with 3 gallons of gas could power the entire Vegas strip for a week.
NASA recently announced that all future rocket launches will be powered by Suzuki Hayabusa motors
If the Suzuki Hayabusa motor had a penis it would be the biggest in the world.
It is possible to roast coffee beans with just the exhaust coming from a Suzuki Hayabusa a block away.
To make a time machine you do not need a flux capacitor, just the Suzuki Hayabusa motor. "Back to the Future" was actually based on a true story involving a Suzuki Hayabusa, but was disguised as a Delorean so as not to give away any big secrets.
The land speed record is held by a Suzuki Hayabusa with a turbo on highway 9.
It is physically impossible to be late to anything anywhere EVER if you are driving a Suzuki Hayabusa.
Scientists around the world are petitioning to include the Suzuki Hayabusa motor in the periodic table of elements.
Other than diamond itself, the only other known element which can cut diamond is a Suzuki Hayabusa motor.
If you ever run out of gas in a Hayabusa, chances are your moving fast enough to coast to your destination.
The Suzuki Hayabusa has been determined to be the most significant cause of global warming, simply due to the heat radiating from the exhaust because of the sheer amount of hp the engine generates.
Scientists hypothesize that by coupling a Suzuki Hayabusa motor's flywheel to power plants around the world, we can permanently put an end to the power crisis.
If you have ever driven past a Suzuki Hayabusa, it was either on the brakes hard or parked.
If a gay man rides a Suzuki Hayabusa, he comes out of the experience a homophobic straight man with a wife and 3 kids.
It has been determined that it would be impossible to stop an Suzuki Hayabusa with a head and cam swap, because there would be no way for commercially available brakes to stop the bike.
99% of Kawi and Honda guys have never driven an Suzuki Hayabusa. This is a good thing, because if they did, Kawasaki and Honda would instantly go out of business due to a huge slump in bike sales.
The nobel prize was awarded to the Suzuki Hayabusa assembly manual.
The earth is being thrown off it's rotational axis by a man that mounted a slick on his Suzuki Hayabusa and punched it from a stoplight.
Extended swingarms were not invented prior to the discovery of the Suzuki Hayabusa, as there was no need.
There are no commercially available tires which can harness the sheer torque produced by a Suzuki Hayabusa.
The CHP ordered thousands of Hayabusas but later backed out of the contract as they had a difficult time keeping the bikes straight and not wheelstanding.
A Suzuki Hayabusa could supplement the energy provided by the sun and bring an end to the next ice age.
The only WMD that needs to be sent to Iraq is a Suzuki Hayabusa.
On the 7th day, when God was pretending to rest, he designed the Suzuki Hayabusa.
Lumberjacks use Suzuki Hayabusas to uproot 300 year old redwood trees.
Freight trains are powered by Hayabusa motors - however they need to be detuned to prevent the train from welding its wheels to the track.
A stock Suzuki Hayabusa with a drag radial exerted so much force on the earth’s surface that it created the volcanic chain known as the “ring of fire.â€￾
A Suzuki Hayabusa motor is so powerful even Superman is unable to handle the forces exerted under acceleration.
The Lockheed martin Joint Strike fighter disguises a Hayabusa motor as a rocket engine to preserve the secret as to why it is superior to every other military plane ever made. Ever.
If a Hayabusa motor was retuned to utilize its maximum capability, the engine would suck in so much oxygen that earth’s atmosphere would collapse and all humans would cease to exist.
Hurricane Katrina was caused by the turbulent exhaust flow of a Suzuki Hayabusa driving down the highway at 9000 RPM.
A Suzuki Hayabusa motor does not actually require fuel. The fuel tank is merely attached to an independent mechanism that burns fuel to retain the secret that could drive all oil companies out of business and crumble global economies.
If we were to build a freeway into outer space, it would be possible to prove the theory of time travel using a Suzuki Hayabusa.
 
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If you see the rider of a Suzuki Hayabusa walking with a limp, it is not because he hurt his back - it's from getting laid several times a day.

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If a gay man rides a Suzuki Hayabusa, he comes out of the experience a homophobic straight man with a wife and 3 kids.

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That's good. :beerchug:
 
Jeeze Sam, you must be smoke'n some good shid! I'm sending this to all of my Beemer bud's.

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