If a Hayabusa motor was retuned to utilize its maximum capability, the engine would suck in so much oxygen that earth’s atmosphere would collapse and all humans would cease to exist.
If a gay man rides a Suzuki Hayabusa, he comes out of the experience a homophobic straight man with a wife and 3 kids.
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oh yeah....someone let all Sam's sheep out-if you find'em please send them all home,
Sam is very lonely *and obviousl bored off his azz* so PLEASE-keep your eyes peeled for Sam's sheep.
they're easy to spot-look for the ones that walk w/a limp and bleat out "baaaaaaaa-aaaa-ack off! Im not that kind of sheep!"
Damn. You never know what you are buying these days.
Sam, how much time did you spend coming up with these "fact"?