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>>>>>
>>>>> Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.
>>>>> In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
>>>>>
>>>>> So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday,
>>>>> and pick up trash on Monday.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
>>>>>
>>>>> Drool.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
>>>>>
>>>>> None, That's a sophomore course.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How did the Wisconsin football player die from drinking milk?
>>>>>
>>>>> The cow fell on him.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
>>>>>
>>>>> One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."
>>>>>
>>>>> The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> A University of Texas football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
>>>>>
>>>>> He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.
>>>>>
>>>>> Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> What do you say to a University of Florida Gator football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "
>>>>>
>>>>> "Will the defendant please rise."
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> If three Miami football players are in the same car, who is driving?
>>>>>
>>>>> The police officer.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?
>>>>>
>>>>> There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
>>>>>
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
>>>>>
>>>>> A full set of teeth.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his
>>>>> players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How is the Iowa State football team like an opossum?
>>>>>
>>>>> They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
>>>>>
>>>>> He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How do you get a former Notre Dame football player off your porch?
>>>>>
>>>>> Pay him for the pizza.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player's life?
>>>>>
>>>>> Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.
Gurrera
>>>>> Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.
>>>>> In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
>>>>>
>>>>> So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday,
>>>>> and pick up trash on Monday.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
>>>>>
>>>>> Drool.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
>>>>>
>>>>> None, That's a sophomore course.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How did the Wisconsin football player die from drinking milk?
>>>>>
>>>>> The cow fell on him.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
>>>>>
>>>>> One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."
>>>>>
>>>>> The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> A University of Texas football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
>>>>>
>>>>> He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.
>>>>>
>>>>> Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> What do you say to a University of Florida Gator football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "
>>>>>
>>>>> "Will the defendant please rise."
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> If three Miami football players are in the same car, who is driving?
>>>>>
>>>>> The police officer.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?
>>>>>
>>>>> There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
>>>>>
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
>>>>>
>>>>> A full set of teeth.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his
>>>>> players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How is the Iowa State football team like an opossum?
>>>>>
>>>>> They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
>>>>>
>>>>> He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> How do you get a former Notre Dame football player off your porch?
>>>>>
>>>>> Pay him for the pizza.
>>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>>
>>>>> What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player's life?
>>>>>
>>>>> Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.
Gurrera
