(now, logged in as me and not my hubby)
To whoever stole the sub out of our running car this morning,
I would like to congratulate you on winning this weeks addition to "dumbest criminals"...not because you are going to get caught. OH NO. Because you STOLE THE SUB OUT OF A RUNNING CAR!!! Are you dumb? Are you mental? Or, did you just envy the stereo system? Which, by the way, you left the rest of the stereo IN THE FREAKING CAR...so what good is the sub going to do? Since the car was running, why didn't you do us, the Gresham Police and yourself a favor and steal the WHOLE BLOODY CAR?!? Seriously, we would have given you AT LEAST a 10 minute head start.
It would have been good for us because the car is paid off, and we still carry full insurance in hopes that someone smarter than you will come along and steal it...or someone with nice insurance will hit it...and we can get a new car. Yeah, that would be pretty sweet. But no...you just too the sub.
The police would have LOVED it, cause it would have given them something more to go on than just a random stereo. Although, on a side note, props to you oh criminal for making the police officer scratch his head. I had to repeat several times that yes, the car was running, and no, we still had everything BUT OUR SUB.
YOU would have made more money taking that POS to a scrap heap and getting yourself some cash. Mind you, we totally would have given you a head start.
Anyhoo, next time you want to scare us half to death and make us feel unsafe in our own home, can you AT LEAST do us the favor of TAKING THE WHOLE CAR?!?
And, count your blessings. Jeff is a military trained safety person. What the Navy calls a MA. (Like Military Police, but the Navy doesn't have the ability to call their guys that) He has been trained how to fire a weapon. AND, we have some in the house. SO, IF he had ran to the window when he heard that strange noise while packing his belongings...you might have been in a bit of trouble. So...kudos for stealing the sub quietly.
HOWEVER...he totally would have waved you off if you had just STOLEN THE WHOLE FREAKING CAR!!!!!!!!!!!! His sub is, however, most precious to him.
That being said, I hope you understand that I lost precious sleep for a stupid car stereo sub. If I catch you...you will find out why the pool is called the abyss first hand. *mumbles under breathe*
Sarah