StromBusa
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Not sure where I got his idea
So I get stopped on the highway....
me- "WTF, Donut shop closed?"
officer- "Any idea why I pulled you over"
me "I donno, was it the buck fitty through the school zone, the stand up wheelie past the cop shop, or was it what I did with your sister last night?"
officer - "In a little bit here I'm gonna pull out my service revolver & shoot you dead right here on the side of the road, but first I need to see your L&R"
me (more cooperative) "ok here"
officer "OMG not THE strombusa from the ORG?"
me " yep"
officer "sorry strom, where you going?, I'll run an escort."
me "thanks"
So I get stopped on the highway....
me- "WTF, Donut shop closed?"
officer- "Any idea why I pulled you over"
me "I donno, was it the buck fitty through the school zone, the stand up wheelie past the cop shop, or was it what I did with your sister last night?"
officer - "In a little bit here I'm gonna pull out my service revolver & shoot you dead right here on the side of the road, but first I need to see your L&R"
me (more cooperative) "ok here"
officer "OMG not THE strombusa from the ORG?"
me " yep"
officer "sorry strom, where you going?, I'll run an escort."
me "thanks"