Fastest Colour (Orange and Blk)

You guys have got me pissing myself laughing, just in from a night on the town and she (The Mrs) is asking whats so funny. I told her and she said to say "Get a life". I on the other hand am coming round to your way of thinking....in short whichever I buy (Chosen by what I thinks looks best) is the fastest - for whatever reason I can come up with:rofl:



Now you are getting it, except that the Orange and Black really is the fastest color.

You see the molecular and anatomical structure of the luminescent and metal flake in the orange paint allows the earths magnetic pull to allow the Orange and Black to slip through the air at astronomical speeds. Some riders may tell you that another color is faster, but there are no physical or dimensional facts to support this unsubstaniated claim. So therefore and just because the Orange and Black is the best looking color scheme has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it is also the fastest.
 
Now come on everyone, we all know that the 07 BLUE is the fastest colour. Face it, it will have all oncomers singing the BLUES, and they wont know what BLUE past them like they standing still, or was it that they were staring at the BLUE sky daydreaming as the BLUE streak went past!!:rofl::rofl:
 

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I knew there was a reason I was drawn to this ORG and now I know what it is.

It is evident that most of you ( Not the lucky few ) need to be informed as to the fastest color.

After extensive research throughout the years it has become quite clear that Maroon is the fastest color.

And as a Bonus, It is also the best looking.

Add Chrome and spikes and its an unstopable force.


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Now you are getting it, except that the Orange and Black really is the fastest color.

You see the molecular and anatomical structure of the luminescent and metal flake in the orange paint allows the earths magnetic pull to allow the Orange and Black to slip through the air at astronomical speeds. Some riders may tell you that another color is faster, but there are no physical or dimensional facts to support this unsubstaniated claim. So therefore and just because the Orange and Black is the best looking color scheme has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it is also the fastest.

You forgot to mention that Black and Orange is the only model that has accurately and continually performed in sync with quantum electrodynamic theory. It is formulated thus far that Orange and Black has a subatomic particle mass of 0.000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001 672 kg which indicates that Black and Orange = MC² This theory seems to support the notion that Orange and Black will become pure energy upon reaching the speed of light.

At this point, I have only gone about 98% the speed of light. I don't want to push my luck.
 
string theory states

"Isaac Newton derived his three Laws of Motion through close, almost obsessive observation and experimentation, as well as mathematical reasoning. The relationship he discovered between force and acceleration, which he expressed in his own arcane notation of fluxions, which where drawn in orange and black"

this is a direct quote from the string theory web site... :whistle:
 
Fellows Fellows wake up please. What is the single most powerful force in the known universe??? So powerful that gravity itself has no bearing?? Where even light ceases to exist??

A BLACK hole. The only thing that survives here is BLACKNESS. Therefore BLACK is THE baddest most powerful and fastest.:laugh:
 
Fellows Fellows wake up please. What is the single most powerful force in the known universe??? So powerful that gravity itself has no bearing?? Where even light ceases to exist??

A BLACK hole. The only thing that survives here is BLACKNESS. Therefore BLACK is THE baddest most powerful and fastest.:laugh:

You know what black holes do? They suck.


:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
You know what black holes do? They suck.


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Close but not entirely correct. Actually they consume everything by means of an irresistible gravitational force. They are THE irresistible force in the universe. Once affected by their force nothing can resist.

Look back over the history of our beloved Busa. What color has been there year after year? BLACK. Reds, blues, greys, silver and so forth have been here and there along the way but BLACK has been the constant.

:beerchug:
 
Well, if black is that great, then Orange AND Black can only be that much greater? ;)
 
Close but not entirely correct. Actually they consume everything by means of an irresistible gravitational force. They are THE irresistible force in the universe. Once affected by their force nothing can resist.

Look back over the history of our beloved Busa. What color has been there year after year? BLACK. Reds, blues, greys, silver and so forth have been here and there along the way but BLACK has been the constant.

:beerchug:

they need the color black every year for a contol color because all the other colors are faster compared to black... :poke:
 
they need the color black every year for a contol color because all the other colors are faster compared to black... :poke:

:rofl: keep trying in vain to convince yourself of that. They just tame the raw speed and power of black by diluting it with the other slower colors.:lol:
 
You forgot to mention that Black and Orange is the only model that has accurately and continually performed in sync with quantum electrodynamic theory. It is formulated thus far that Orange and Black has a subatomic particle mass of 0.000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001 672 kg which indicates that Black and Orange = MC² This theory seems to support the notion that Orange and Black will become pure energy upon reaching the speed of light.

At this point, I have only gone about 98% the speed of light. I don't want to push my luck.



Sorry, I did forget to mention this, but the ones that are not orange and black may not understand this.
 
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