Would you wave em in a car?
Would you wave em at the bar?
Would you wave em in the rain?
Would you wave em in a plane?
Would you wave em here or there?
Would you wave em anywhere?
"I would, I would wave", shouted Mikey D!
"I'd even wave em from a tree!"
"I'd wave the Popo here and there!"
"I'd wave the Popo anywhere!"
That's a good one, although 7 years in college as an English major, and that's the best you can do?