For those who cannot park their Busa in a garage!

Well, I would say if I had to go to all that much trouble to keep my bike from being stolen my #1 best defense would be to Move!

Listening to yo guys I'm soooo thankfull we live up here in the boonies!
I also don't have a garage, we always leave the keys in the bike and the cars...and I couldn't even tell ya when the last time we locked the house was or where the house keys even are.

The only thieves up here are the bears robbing our bird feeders...I have to chase them off with a broom to get the feeders back and road rage is when traffic is backed up behind a moose that has decided to take his sweet time walking down the middle of the road.

May the force be with you in your fight against the evil empire of bike thieves!
 
There is nothing that will stop a thief! Your only hope is to implement measures that will slow them and make enough noise to draw attention. And as the others have said your only true protection is insurance.

Ill call my friends, Smith and Wesson:laugh:
 
I leave my bike uncovered and on the stands. I have 4 dogs that bark at anything that comes near the house. 2 of them ar American Pitbull Terriers and my glock is right by me atall times loaded with 14 230gr. Jacketed Hollow Points:whistle::laugh:
 
To make it lighter for thieves to carry? ???

Sure wouldn't wanna be in a rush to get anywhere with that security system:

Caller: How far away are you?
Rider: Two minutes.
Caller: Great! See ya in two, then.
Rider: Make it thirty. Gotta put the wheels back on my bike. !!??!?!?!?!!!

:laugh:

its easier to roll a bike than carry a bike, not to mention all the noise they'll be making huffing,puffing, and farting, shoes squelling etc.
 
I have a i900 alarm and i chain my bike around a post in a drive way.
I live in a place where if my alarm goes off, neighbors come running. its kinda nice.
 
its easier to roll a bike than carry a bike, not to mention all the noise they'll be making huffing,puffing, and farting, shoes squelling etc.

Granted. Wouldn't it be shameful for a thief to have that story to tell in prison?

Cell mate: What're you in for?

Thief: Stole motorcycle.

Cell mate: Any you got caught?!!?!?!?

Thief: Obviously. (a bit annoyed)

Cell mate: How the heck do you get caught stealing a bike?

Thief: I FARTED, OK! Go ahead and laugh! (mad) But it wasn't my fault! I'm lactose intolerant and I forgot the golden rule - absolutely NO dairy before a job! I forgot and had a 32 oz handmade milkshake earlier that evening.

Cell mate: [Running out to the courtyard gossip area] Hey guys, [laughing and trying to talk at the same time] guess how this guy got busted...!!!

:rofl:


I must say that if I've gotta remove my wheels everytime I park my bike, I'll either never park or never ride. Neither of those choices sounds at all realistic.
 
Think I found a solution to my problem..

Used storage container. Now If I can find one shy of 8 feet tall i'm in business.
 
Granted. Wouldn't it be shameful for a thief to have that story to tell in prison?

Cell mate: What're you in for?

Thief: Stole motorcycle.

Cell mate: Any you got caught?!!?!?!?

Thief: Obviously. (a bit annoyed)

Cell mate: How the heck do you get caught stealing a bike?

Thief: I FARTED, OK! Go ahead and laugh! (mad) But it wasn't my fault! I'm lactose intolerant and I forgot the golden rule - absolutely NO dairy before a job! I forgot and had a 32 oz handmade milkshake earlier that evening.

Cell mate: [Running out to the courtyard gossip area] Hey guys, [laughing and trying to talk at the same time] guess how this guy got busted...!!!

:rofl:


I must say that if I've gotta remove my wheels everytime I park my bike, I'll either never park or never ride. Neither of those choices sounds at all realistic.
dude, your killing me!! with the prison story :rofl::rofl:
 
Have full coverage insurance and don't worry about it. You can put small things like a chain to slow them down and maybe it will send them to another bike that would be easier to steal. If they want it they will get it....people break into bank vaults so whats to keep 3 guys with way less intelligence from stealing your motorcycle
 
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