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A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's
house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are
you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother
replies sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are
personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a
divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her
daughter is getting out of the car.
The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to
play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says
to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her
drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how
old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's
name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is
that, young lady?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
I thought it was pretty funny
house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are
you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother
replies sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are
personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a
divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her
daughter is getting out of the car.
The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to
play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says
to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her
drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how
old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's
name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is
that, young lady?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
I thought it was pretty funny
