This was funny ladies don't kill me

hahaa, i got another one...

Which would you rather let in...
a barking dog or a yelling woman...



...the dog... because it'll shutup once it comes inside.
 
Difference between a wife and a dog:

lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car. Open the trunk 3 hours later, and see which one is still happy to see you.
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How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't - theres a clock on the oven!
 
when i locked the dog and the wife in the car, the dog ate the wife then got out and found me a new BONE:laugh:
oh wait..just checked no she is still here whew must have been a dream....now i must start training the dog again..ttyl
 
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