Girlfriend funnies
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lil charlie
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Wow guys
sanket_420
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Johnny Bravo
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 30 pounds.
What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing. You've already told her twice.
A woman came home late at night after a party.
Her husband yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The wife couldnt believe her luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and she didnt see him......
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....
On Thursday, the swelling went down enough she could see him from the corner of one eye...
About 30 pounds.
What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing. You've already told her twice.
A woman came home late at night after a party.
Her husband yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The wife couldnt believe her luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and she didnt see him......
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....
On Thursday, the swelling went down enough she could see him from the corner of one eye...
Big Bo
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Big Women make good lovers.
Big Girls need love too.
Big Girls will cook.
It is cheeper to have a big girl than a Trophy girl. A big girl will help keep your blood pressure down by not *****ING about how her friends have this and that. Big girls don`t want to shop and spend your every dime on makeup and the next purty dress.
Some of us like big girls.
Do you have a Big Girl in your future?
Big Girls need love too.
Big Girls will cook.
It is cheeper to have a big girl than a Trophy girl. A big girl will help keep your blood pressure down by not *****ING about how her friends have this and that. Big girls don`t want to shop and spend your every dime on makeup and the next purty dress.
Some of us like big girls.
Do you have a Big Girl in your future?
Big Bo said:Big Women make good lovers.
Big Girls need love too.
Big Girls will cook.
It is cheeper to have a big girl than a Trophy girl. A big girl will help keep your blood pressure down by not *****ING about how her friends have this and that. Big girls don`t want to shop and spend your every dime on makeup and the next purty dress.
Some of us like big girls.
Do you have a Big Girl in your future?
Don't tell all the "big" secrets
From my dunce stool :cookoo:
how do you turn a fox into a pig?
marry it
how do you blind a woman?
put a windshield in front of her
marry it
how do you blind a woman?
put a windshield in front of her
Busa Rookie
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i have no jokes... all i can say is YESSSS
Busa Rookie
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You must be young???
yeah, 22.. suprised im not seeing more 2*s people on these forums to be honest..
Busa Rookie said:
Yeah I found out when I bought mine that more old guys ride busas than young guys.
Stilslo
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We are not old....refined
