-you'd rather get an easy one.
-you get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
-if you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
-the less they have on them the better.
-they suck and/or blow.
-when you finish one, you have to immediately start preparing for the
next one.
-if you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a
problem.
-nothing about them makes any sense.
-they just lie there and you have to do all the work.
-when you are done you get up and leave.
-good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.
-it's easy to bullshit one.
-masturbation can be more satisfying
-you get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
-if you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
-the less they have on them the better.
-they suck and/or blow.
-when you finish one, you have to immediately start preparing for the
next one.
-if you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a
problem.
-nothing about them makes any sense.
-they just lie there and you have to do all the work.
-when you are done you get up and leave.
-good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.
-it's easy to bullshit one.
-masturbation can be more satisfying
