Got my nutsack clipped!

Do you have that song in your head " I'm half the man I used to be "
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J/K I have been talking about doing the same thing . I'm tired of condoms and I don't want anymore kids .
 
(BlueHaya @ Sep. 07 2007,14:51) I did it the first of the year with only the local.  I took the pain pills and the refill quickly.  My left cord retracted before he worked on it and he had to dig and pry to pull it back down.   Needless to say my left side was sore for a while.  As you said, it felt like someone kicked me on the left side only for about 3 weeks.  It took me about 4 weeks to loose all soreness.

Make sure you do the follow up visits until you get the all clear or you could have a little surprise.  
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And no matter how good you feel do not pick up anything heavy for a little while....unless you just want to see how big they can swell.
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yeah, the doc told me a story about the guys who came back with two black baseballs in his shorts because he decided to go back to the gym and do squats two days later...
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I'm doing fine, but these drugs are making me so damn sleepy.
 
(frisbee @ Sep. 07 2007,15:01) Do you have that song in your head  " I'm half the man I used to be "  
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J/K I have been talking about doing the same thing . I'm tired of condoms and I don't want anymore kids .
LOL...I was singing that song during the operation...STP: Creep.
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...enjoy the down time. Kick back and relax. Milk it while you can......no not that.


Oh, and you have officially be fired from lead mixer in your baby batter factory.
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When I had mine done about 10 yrs ago, I drove myself there and back home. I went out that night and went to work the next day.
 
Decided it would be less "invasive" if I got the job done verses the wife. Walked in, dropped the shorts, tape your tool to your leg, a little numbing down there, small cut, pull the cords, staple the tubes, cut 'em, patch me up and I left. Didn't seem to take too long. It was weird having a guy fiddling with yer part's with a knife though.
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It was also a little wierd laying on a table bare-azz with my legs spread having a conversation with the nurse and doctor. Made me more sympathetic to what women go through at the gynecologist.

Doctor said, go buy yourself a bag of frozen peas and sit in front of a TV with the peas on the important parts for a while. No hard exercise.

Afterward, make sure the pipes are cleaned out throughly before you run the road without protection. There are still troopers in the pipes for a while.

Not a big deal. Really.
 
True story,My friend had this done a few years ago.Less than a year later they had baby #3.You have to be careful for a little while. You may still have some that made it to the" front of the line".Like my friend said he should have "Pumped the well dry" a few more times.
 
ok first off i kept seeing this thread and just thinking "mannn" and passing it by but eventually had to stop by and post up...

we have a cat that's fixed, sometimes call him "emptysaks"...maybe a new org i.d..?
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feel better, heard it's like gettin kicked in the nuts.
 
I think I am going to have this done cuz these 3
boyz I got are taking all my money. Could not
afford another one.
 
(BlueHaya @ Sep. 08 2007,10:36) ...oh, I forgot to ask...did the nurse shave you?
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lol...if you really want to know (TMI), yes I shave...and the nurse was like "Ok, guess we'll just skip that part".
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For you that have had it done...it is normal to get some bruising around the stitches? I got bored today so I stripped, clean and retrofitted a few old rifles...and noticed when I got up I was really tender. Guess I should stay on the recliner for the rest of the day.
 
(Mike.P175 @ Sep. 08 2007,11:51) I think I am going to have this done cuz these 3
boyz I got are taking all my money. Could not
afford another one.
this was my reasoning also.  But I have two girls and really want a boy, but figured why risk it.

For over ten years I was told I would never had children due to some problem.  Well then I meet my wife (fertile myrtle), everything changes...nope, my 50cal reduced to blanks and maybe the occasional tracer...lol
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btw...here's the shirt I wore to the operation:
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A buddy of mine was a day away from surgery and didnt even know what was involved. When I told him he didnt believe me, then checked with his brother. Cancelled same day. What a maroon.
 
I got mine done 5 years ago. I would almost volunteer to have it done again if I could get same nurse to prep me....she was about 20 to 22 and absolutely HOT. Definantly not the type that you need prepping you for that type surgery.
 
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