HA!

First people always criticise things they envy.

Second I had an '88 special order GTA T/A with a 5 speed and a 150 shot of nitrous !
This TN Redneck Arab showed those 5.0 Boyz in CT a thing or two when I got there !
Always loved how the stangs sounded and was jealous of the true dual exhaust but my car ran 13s at Englishtown.
 
Sorry, I'm a Mustang guy too:laugh: Last one I had was a 91 coupe, ran low 12's. I liked to beat up LS1s with it:laugh:
 
TruWrecks said:
I had a punk in Cali tell me his Harley Sportster puts out 650 HP. I just shook my head and said "ok". When he noticed my bike in the parking lot he wouldn't look at me anymore. :laugh:
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Had a welder out here tell me how hard it is to hold onto to his stock sporster. Said its almost too fast to ride.
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I think we can keep the BS threads alive without Owen, just postin all the crap we've been told by idiots, posers, and fastnfurious retards over the years.
It's cold, I'm bored, so I've got another.
Had a guy tellin me a couple years ago about his tuner Mazda(I'm not sure what it was)It had the weight reduction kit he had bolted on it(You bolt something on, yet save weight...Amazing!!!) This also included new 6 ounce wheels!:rofl:
Smile...nod...walk away
 
I don't understand why people need to lie about something they know nothing about.

Local kid had a 68 camaro me and my brother were gonna buy and make a racecar out of. It wasn't anything special. Whole roof had been cut of and re-welded, odd ball wheels, and a 283 with a glide. Well we backed out and this kids dad bought it and fixed it up looks wise. Then he goes arounf flapping his head about his full resto he did and its an original big block ss car yatta yatta. Me and my bro just tell him that's awesome. Well later that week he shows up at the shadetree garage my bro's working at paying him to have the plugs changed and his dad made him watch so he could learn. Lol.
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Then the guys with a car that's built by someone else and they don't know shid about it. A guy had a swb 80 something s10 with a small block in it. Said it would run 11s had a 383 and etc etc. Well he raced my buds stock lt1 t/a and barely nosed him out. High 14 second car. So he let me drive and I beat him by a fender. Then he gets all upset "that's not even your car blah blah, then said his exhaust leak was why it was running so bad.
I've got these for days. So many tools where I live. Lol.
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ibified said:
Just wait though, it gets better! You are gonna meet TONS of people whos cousin's girlfriend's brother's uncle has a (insert POS here) that runs 8's and could SMOKE you in the 1/4 mile. It's just a shame he lives in (town 400 miles from you) or that it needs (insert part here) and....you get the idea. You'd think that every a$$hole in TOWN here knows someone with a busa killer in their garage, and they're just waiting to get it together to they can come out and take you down.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
ive had some pretty similar situations when i was pumpin gas when i had my 08 1000"what size gixxer is that"
me"its a 1000"
"oh yea i got a honda zr600r" ( hmm )
me"yea thats a nice bike"
"ive done alot to it, pretty much everything, turbo, nitrous etc. ive smoked alot of busas"
me"man thats crazy, well cya later"

i hop on my bike and he gets in the back of his moms van, turns out he lives a couple houses down from me ( back in GA ) and never seen a bike and was walkin to another house and walked passed my driveway and asked him how his bike was running he says " oh its great"
me"what was it again?"
"its a honda 750r"
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Around here every kid in a Subaru thinks he has the fastest thing on the planet. Too bad that Chevy pickup is so hard to catch:laugh: That has got to be the most hated car around here. We usually meet at Alex's (NavyLucky78) house for a weekly ride, and one drove by, saw all the bikes and revved it so the turbo would blow. The look on his face when we cracked up laughing. They spend thousands of dollars to see whose turbo can make the most noise, and then try to race me in whatever I'm driving/riding at the time and have the most excuses I've ever heard.

My downpipe is too small.
My tires are bald.
The guy my dad had build it didn't do something right.
I need a boost controller.
My transmission is slipping.
These go on for days.

These Subarus sure have a lot of problems.:rofl:
 
ibified said:
And your average 600cc sportbike will smoke pretty much any car on the road, period. Unless you happen to run up against a Veyron or Zonda or something. And most of us know what a busa will do to a 600cc sport bike...
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Hey now, there are quite a few 600cc bikes that i have surprised the hell out of in my GTO... it runs 11's all day in street trim and significantly faster on the giggle juice...

doesnt take a supercar to beat a bike, just a lot of power and a person who knows how to drive...


liter bikes, busa's and the likes, they can get into a different more interesting realm of competition
 
ibified said:
Actually: that reminds me of a time a few years back when this toolbag i know got an R6. he wanted to play one day on a pretty empty road. He rolled on from about 40 mph, and so did i. I rolled past him and when we stopped a little way up the road he said "I kept up with you better than I thought I would." and I replied with "of course you did. I rolled on in 5th gear."
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That is too funny. :rofl:
 
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