See, there you go again Mr. Rump Wrangler. Settin' yourself up huh? Now, I don't usually comment on another man's (well in your case, I will refrain from saying that and be politically correct and say "person's") sexuality, but you may need a little help. Just how did the Army pass you on through the system? I guess you must have knee pads sewn into all your BDU's. And you must sleep on your stomach a whole lot.Man, forget Beyonce. He knows I'm funny.
Brian