here's an excerpt from
https://www.hayabusa.org/forum/gene...31146-casper-keys-back-travel-log-w-pics.html
"boogied in to Texas yesterday. found Mater sittin at a car museum. went to the big texan for a late lunch. then down to Palo Duro canyon state park. 2nd biggest canyon in the us? so says the sign. Comanche used to hide out there way back when. got to see turkey, a very brave coyote, and then about 3am i saw a big black Angus bull. yup there a story there...ok
i was barely asleep when we hear a kaboom up against the side of my parents 5th wheel trailer. i lay there thinkin "that's probably not normal/or good" my dad gets up saying "what the hell was that?" he opens the door and says "get the hell autta hea, go on git before i pepper your ass." i already know some big animal has tried to rape my baby! my dad tells me the bike is knocked over. i zip up and put on pants. took both me and my dad to get the bike up and out from under the trailer. i even left dusty barefoot prints on the side of the trailer tryin to get her up from the wrong side. we set her up, mildy servey dammage, crunched right side fairing... again. broke windshield, i go to sleep gigglin, what else could i do? im the morning i hunted down a cop and did an incident report. told him i didn't realize this was open range. he said "ITS NOT!" rancher has been told a number of times to fix his fence and get his stock out of the park!. ooo im gonna rake him over the coals!
broken/dammaged stuff
right brake lever, right side fairing, nose section, bar end, mirror and boot, broke my brand new tour screen (way bummed about that! i just got it a week ago.), dinged muffler, poped a fairing plastic rivit, lost forever i looked but it was just gone. is that it? i think so.
only me! im still gigglin. its just too funny! poor ol Bessie. didn't know she was a horny cow."
now see seems to attract cows of the male persuasion. every where we go. i did on out door wedding a month ago. 1/2 way through the ceremony were interrupted by 3 young steer mooing. At 1st we thought it was the people. but no, they were looking at my bike! everyone got a good laugh out of that. i was just happy they had a fence in between her and them.
and there ya go. there's the story. my Bessie is a bad cow.
you may now return to your regularly scheduled photo hunt.
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all the bulls up here don't have horns, does a trumpet count??