He he - garage door opener

[HotFoot]

But My Wife Is Death Sometimes

 

[shadetree57]

That's not a wife, It's got to be a girlfriend. Wait till he say's I do and his door opener will suddenly go on the blink. Or he will tote an azz whuppin.

 

[OneRayRay]

 

[JGoodson]

hilarious

 

[dadofthree]

I have three, well four. Very expensive and extremely unreliable.

 

[gurrera]

I love it

 

[slngshott]

 

[gurrera]

Maybe if he hits the horn button 3 times she will come out and give him a beer

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

cute.

 

[DEMMYM]

Mine must need re-programming

I hit the horn twice, waited, so I hit it again, My front door opened, Supposed Garage door opener was standing there and its middle finger popped up.

Any suggestions on how to fix this without getting me arrested

 

[Klutch556]

- BMW F800S Garage Door Opener[/url]

Must try this

Bumping this because comedy gold.

 

[Bumblebee]

Bumping this because comedy gold.

You made @RedBull proud resurrecting an 11 yr old thread..

On a more important note...this is a fantasy thread obviously...

 

[Klutch556]

You made @RedBull proud resurrecting an 11 yr old thread..

On a more important note...this is a fantasy thread obviously...

absolutely fantasy. I tried this garage door opener mod with my teenager and every time I hit the button there was this high pitched whining that lasted about 20minutes and didn’t stop until threw chocolate at it.

 

[Bumblebee]

That being said, I was coming home from work a few years back and it was pouring out-my wife watched for me and opened the garage door and greeted me with a towel..(not wearing one though...).

I didn't have my rain suit with me as it was not supposed to be raining that day...to say I was wet was an understatement.