Haha! Gotta love a great sense of humor. I voted for ya!
while i admire you for your aspirations, i gotta know- WHY is it so important to be in first place?
i will vote , daily, but only for a just and honorable reason... and please- no B.S.
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edit: dude!- i dont facebook or twitter or instagram.. WTF? how can i register? did i miss something?
Bare minimum. I pee a lot. heheDone.
You drink 128 ounces of water a day?!?
Wow.