Help! I need ideas?
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"TEAM GIXXER WANNABE"
Apparently the old farts at Team Gixxer, who by the way are older than Tuf can't spell as its wannAbe not wannbe? Knuckleheads
Tuf how bouts:
TUFPOODLE COACH (meaning you coach newbs or poodles)
I'm always right!
Get Used to it!
Do these leathers make my ass look big (because you'll always be in front?)
Senior Streak
Fast Passed Gas
I'm even quicker in my wheelchair
Too Old to Ride Slow
Shinkos won't help you
Apparently the old farts at Team Gixxer, who by the way are older than Tuf can't spell as its wannAbe not wannbe? Knuckleheads
Tuf how bouts:
TUFPOODLE COACH (meaning you coach newbs or poodles)
I'm always right!
Get Used to it!
Do these leathers make my ass look big (because you'll always be in front?)
Senior Streak
Fast Passed Gas
I'm even quicker in my wheelchair
Too Old to Ride Slow
Shinkos won't help you
Whatcha talkin about Willis? Thank goodness for the edit button
Tuf how bouts:
TUFPOODLE COACH (meaning you coach newbs or poodles)
I'm always right!
Get Used to it!
Do these leathers make my ass look big (because you'll always be in front?)
Senior Streak
Fast Passed Gas
I'm even quicker in my wheelchair
Too Old to Ride Slow
Shinkos won't help you
Hey Boo, I like this one!
Whatcha talkin about Willis? Thank goodness for the edit button
Ok that's really strange? I know you can go back and edit/correct your posts but once done does that correct it if it's quoted in other peoples posts? Because its fixed in my post as well? Weird?
RedBusarider
Registered
See if any of these ideas are to your liking 
I have the need for speed.
Need for speed. (shorter)
I fly with wheels on the ground.
I fly on my bike. (shorter)
I fly. (shorter yet)
Catch me if you can. (it was a movie title)
Speedman.
Lightning Quick.
Top of my class.
Top Gun Rider.
Top Gun.
I know how to ride.
I Ride. (shorter)
EF5 approved. (EF5 tornadoes have winds up to 200 mph)
Faster than a bullet.
Falcon Fast.
Still Alive.
I create wind.
No speed blocks.
I ride for fun.
Ride for fun.
Slow in Fast out.
I know how to win.
Think before you ride.
Fast and on track.
I have the need for speed.
Need for speed. (shorter)
I fly with wheels on the ground.
I fly on my bike. (shorter)
I fly. (shorter yet)
Catch me if you can. (it was a movie title)
Speedman.
Lightning Quick.
Top of my class.
Top Gun Rider.
Top Gun.
I know how to ride.
I Ride. (shorter)
EF5 approved. (EF5 tornadoes have winds up to 200 mph)
Faster than a bullet.
Falcon Fast.
Still Alive.
I create wind.
No speed blocks.
I ride for fun.
Ride for fun.
Slow in Fast out.
I know how to win.
Think before you ride.
Fast and on track.
That and a little help from my mod friends
Sneaky thou art!
SLEEPERBUSA
Registered
How about
"Too old to modify"
"No mods necessary"
"Stuck on stock".
"Too old to modify"
"No mods necessary"
"Stuck on stock".
"If you can read this there is more i can teach you"
"Do as i say, you can't do what I do"
"Getting a Knee down is easy, getting it back up is the hard part"
"I'm with stupid (YOU)"
"Crashing is a learned skill"
"Go until you here Jesus but don't worry it's just me telling you what you did wrong"
"I meant to do that!"
"Chicken strips are for chicken sh*ts!"
"Good Riders have scuffed Leathers"
"If it's too pretty to crash take it home"
"Hurry up or I'll pass you again"
"There isn't a slower class - speed up"
"Your bike has more talent than you do"
"Better figure out what you can't do before you're doing it"
"Old racers never die, they teach"
"I'm an SOB because I spend so many trackdays with riders like you"
"Do as i say, you can't do what I do"
"Getting a Knee down is easy, getting it back up is the hard part"
"I'm with stupid (YOU)"
"Crashing is a learned skill"
"Go until you here Jesus but don't worry it's just me telling you what you did wrong"
"I meant to do that!"
"Chicken strips are for chicken sh*ts!"
"Good Riders have scuffed Leathers"
"If it's too pretty to crash take it home"
"Hurry up or I'll pass you again"
"There isn't a slower class - speed up"
"Your bike has more talent than you do"
"Better figure out what you can't do before you're doing it"
"Old racers never die, they teach"
"I'm an SOB because I spend so many trackdays with riders like you"
Couple more:
"Gear up so you don't skin down"
"2 things I never miss: Lunch and braking markers"
"If you get in trouble it's too late to listen to me"
"We're not giving tickets so you might want to speed up"
"Didn't Elvis wear a one piece leather suit too?"
"Gear up so you don't skin down"
"2 things I never miss: Lunch and braking markers"
"If you get in trouble it's too late to listen to me"
"We're not giving tickets so you might want to speed up"
"Didn't Elvis wear a one piece leather suit too?"
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