help me caption this pic

[GsxrBots]

There is a Medicare benefit that may qualify you for a scooter at little to no cost to you...

 

[Josh]

Put your tail away, Martha! It's just a bike.

 

[Sum Beach]

"I'll tell you what Greta, them Harleys sure have come along way since my day."

 

[red1100cc]

There is a Medicare benefit that may qualify you for a scooter at little to no cost to you...

 

[ResidentEvil]

i was posting up pics in another thread https://www.hayabusa.org/forum/gene...4009-casper-denver-cody-redlodge-3-rides.html and i keep going back to this photo. i was eating in thermop when i noticed a couple checking out my bike.
please help me come up with a funny caption for this pic. lease:

Maw, the young-une inside the Tradin post said it would Blow the dentures Clean outta my mouth!

Paw, it's like the Devil with a Blue Dress on !!!

 

[Hayabusa4life]

Come on Martha just cause I take those little blue pills don't mean I can get up on that thing with you.

But why not? The Dr. said that you be able to get up anytime, plus its the same color as your pills, come on, lets try

 

[broeresbusa]

honey don't you know that blue is the fastest colour.

 

[GSXcite]

Back in the day, I had a 650 Norton that would suck that thing up the exhaust pipe.

 

[badazgtp]

That thar is the other BLUE PILL.

 

[Kildore]

Martha that's not a crotch rocket... that's a land missle.

 

[880jedi]

Pa, look at it. Takin' up a whole parkin' spot. Why don't he just park on the sidewalk like the rest of em do?

 

[Ludicrous Speed]

I thought Marty McFly drove a Delorean???

 

[WarBlade]

"Hot dang maw...that thing is hotter then a Pee-Devil"

 

[Gpmo]

.....I just don't get it.. Why'd angus mount this blue beast.,..

 

[Rook]

"Well Hattie, that there is one of them new fangl'd motor 'sicles dem boys ride around the stockyard, makin' all that racket!"

 

[Kildore]

Why didn't he get the shiny black one.. they're faster.

 

[warp10]

reminds me of a joke, Martha, if you farted just looking at it, you're gonna just sh=t when you ride it.

 

[Kildore]

Where do you put the quarter?

 

[dk55belair]

Now... to try out these new grab suspenders we got from Pashnit!!

 

[slep_rock]

Well Sir I've had it up to 120mph, but I've only had it a week or two