Hey Y'all have got to read this: They are talking about Jet Li's Lotus on Vette forum

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Blanca Busa said:
His words are so heavy they would break the jaws or mortal men.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
His blood smells like cologne.
His organ donation card also lists his beard.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight but measurable way.
His hands feel like rich brown suede.
He owns three sports cars and rents five.
He once taught a horse to read email for him.
He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.

He is the most awesome man in the world.

He is.........

Jet Li
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Where you find this stuff drunken master!!!!! :sneaky:
 
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It still cracks me up no one on the vette forum has commented, just proves the power of the .org
 
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And on the 8th Day, Jet Li created Chuck Norris in his image
 
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fast08busa said:
It still cracks me up no one on the vette forum has commented, just proves the power of the .org
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There too scared.....they should be...Let li is lurking on their site!
 
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Mrs.Rubber2Burn said:
Thanks for the help! I voted and will vote again. I just had to go pick up my oldest from school. My other one just learned to crawl and decided to try and eat the X Box while I was voting. Thankfully he didn't succeed since Lego Indiana Jones was in there. :)
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:laugh: Not good baby eat electronics!
 
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I just got fired for being on the internet too long at work.....and I haven't even posted yet!
 
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My most recent post over there right after Bluehaya's

Originally Posted by BlueHaya
oh,....and we are boosting your membership and activity for you. I even clicked on a few ads
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Me.....
I just clicked on the ad that says 'Jet Li is Awesome in his Lotus'
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Jet Li.
 
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11 guests?
Gee I wonder who that could be?
Could it be folks who fear the Jetteth Lieth ?


Yoda learned from this guy!
 
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what are we gonna do tomorrow? ???
 
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Jet Li sleeps with a night light. Not because Jet Li is is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Jet Li.
 
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Hey guys look! There's other threads on this site?
 
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Ozzy osbourne once bit the head off of a bat, not to be outdone.....Jet LI bit the head off of BATMAN>>>>>>>Yeah thats right
 
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Black Sheep said:
I just got fired for being on the internet too long at work.....and I haven't even posted yet!
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Where you at least laughing when you got the pink slip?? :rofl:
 
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jet Li
 
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