Here's my suggestion:
Open up a couple bottles of beer, walk over there and have some suds with him. Make sure you talk to him about keeping the animals under control.
If he's not accommodating, pull the plugs.
--Wag--
I had a neighbor that was totaly bonkers too. I planted a privet hedge & it is now 10' tall.
It has done wonder for my blood pressure.
Just ignore the raghead bastard. Don't even give him the time of day. Walk away as he's talking to you like he isn't even there. He only flaps his sand encrusted lips because you listen. I had a neighbor like him only much older. Once he started the neighbor wars I gave him unrelenting hell till he had a stroke and died. Happiest day of my life But he was also the most evil, ill-tempered unhappy individual I've ever met. He gave everyone grief, just gave us the most because we were direct neighbors. Believe me I returned the favor and then some though It was so nice seeing them roll up the meat wagon and haul his sorry ass off.ok.. i bought a house jan. of 2008 and i was very excited about new house, very quiet neighbourhood and very good location and low crime. the only thing i was not preapred for was my next door neighbour, lovely wife and 3 kids and recently two dogs that he can not control and put them on the leash.
the other day my cat wondering around in my garrage and one of his dogs running after my cat in my house try to take a bite out of him.
he told me the other day that don't use sprinkle system becuase the breeze will get his truck wet and he just washed his truck!
i was watering my yard the other day he always got to make comments like" why are you bothring with that, the winter is around corner"
his dogs poop in my front yard and he says that it is a fertilizer!!!
the other day he told me that "does your cat stays out", my cat is indoor cat by the way, i told him why, he said because there is cat paws print on his truck and he wants to buy a new truck and wants to make sure that does not happen to his new truck!!
this guy always have to make comments about everything and make suggestion on what i should do.
his carreer must have something to do with it i guess, he is in security business not sure what kind but he does teach people israel self defense and fire arm!and he is from israel!
any ideas folk? trying to keep peace in nighbourhood!
I hated a neighbor down the street, turned me in to the city for building a garage myself w/ no permit. I sent freaky gay **** to all the neighbors around him w/ their address & his name on them. He moved after that.
Well this is my 2 cents I am with Wag have a couple of brew with the fella and see if you guys can come to an agreement on the lowest possible level first then if that is unatainable then move to the next step and contact animal control for the dogs and let them handle that aspect of the situation. As far as the sprinkler system goes I would just find a time to turn them on so it that works to both of your benefits that way you do not cause any bad blood or start a rashion of Sh!t so you guys are not in constant turmoil. then if the crap continues contact the local LEO's and let them handle things no need to take matters into your own hands cause that is normally when thing go south and your could find yourself in a bad situation. Like someone else said VIDEO's and PIC's are your friends as well as documentation.
So far I think you and Mr Biscuit are the only two people on here talking any kind of sense!!
Never take matters into your own hands. It always comes back to bite you. I'm assuming you have a leash law? Ask him to obey it. Let him know that you don't appreciate having crap in your yard. Fertilizer or not.
If that doesn't work document everything and get animal control involved. No need to harm the animal because the owner is a total f*** nut.
As for the sprinkler situation.....place the sprinkler in such a way that it only waters your yard. If the wind is blowing the spray towards his truck then too bad....you are watering your own yard and he'll just have to suck it up and deal with it. He can always park it somewhere else.
Just my :2cents:
So far I think you and Mr Biscuit are the only two people on here talking any kind of sense!!
Never take matters into your own hands. It always comes back to bite you. I'm assuming you have a leash law? Ask him to obey it. Let him know that you don't appreciate having crap in your yard. Fertilizer or not.
If that doesn't work document everything and get animal control involved. No need to harm the animal because the owner is a total f*** nut.
As for the sprinkler situation.....place the sprinkler in such a way that it only waters your yard. If the wind is blowing the spray towards his truck then too bad....you are watering your own yard and he'll just have to suck it up and deal with it. He can always park it somewhere else.
Just my :2cents:
I see your from Houston, How about a Texas Busa Rally at your place this fall? That should line out your neighbor.