I HAVE RETURNED!!!!

Damn Pac, sorry to hear that. To those who didn't see his original account here it is....

Ugh....still in pain, but just wanted to check in real quick with the good people here.

You are all definitely a step above the rest. Haven't hung with many people like y'all...and I mean that. You all deserve a pat on the back and some kinda kick-a$$ reward fer being great.

I can't believe the responses I've gotten....I am in awe at the humanity possessed by the members of this board. I never thought I would receive this much love.

I have truly been humbled.

I just thought I'd stop in again and soak up some love to tie me through....you peeps are the greatest.

As for what happened, well, what can I say but I turned into a squid for a day.

It was pretty breezy out when I was riding...gusts were probably up to 40-45mph. I was riding down a two-lane road with some friends....got hit by one of them cross-breezes. No problem...just counter-steer, add throttle and VOILA! Instant correction.

Now I've been doin this for awhile...I never was scared of the bike shifting with the breeze. Only thing that made this one different was speed....I was hitting about 70-80mph...and was traveling near the edge of lane.

Cross-breeze hits, no worries, says da PAC...counter-steer, add throttle, you're good to go.

Cross-breeze doesn't stop....still kicks the bike outwards...I figure add more throttle and more lean and I should be fine. No worries...

I lean, add more throttle, look to the side, and WHOA....I'm three inches away from some nasty gravel and dirt....and my tires are already needing replacement. I figure this can't be good.

By this time, I'm still hanging on in first gear...waiting for this scenario to play to an end. Doesn't seem to happen quick enough. All I see is dirt coming up real fast.

So how does PAC react in the clutch?

HE FUGGIN PANICS....like a little shid-brained squid. He blasts the throttle...pulls off a kick a$$, Isle of Mann style corner-out wheelie away from the dirt...freaks himself out that he's pulling it off, and doesn't let off the throttle. That awesome 10 o'clock wheelie quickly turns into a 12 which even more quickly turns into a 1 o'clock.

So now what? PAC thinks, "FUG THIS SHID! I ain't havin no 500+ pound bike squish me like a bug". He kicks off and away from the bike...lands on his a$$, slides on it, then starts rolling like a Cuban Cigar on the road.

Helmet saves the noggin that couldn't save the bike...shield gets ripped off...as does the left side of my jeans that I was wearing. My shirt rips as well...and my hands...well, let's just say that without any gloves, I lost all three layers of skin on my left palm along with some nerve endings...my right palm suffers some damage, but nothing like the left. I also lose the first two layers of skin from my elbows to my wrists...on both arms.

So yeah...that's the account. I don't know if I'm making any sense, as the drugs are mighty kick-a$$ this time of the night. I think I'm suffering hallucinations from it.

The other night the Percoset knocked me SOOO the fugg out...I woke in a drugged stupor thinking I was on the floor of Monstah's garage. Fer a moment I thought it was all a bad dream, so I clenched my fists to check if it was.

The pain in my palms reminded me how much of a squid I still am.

That's all da PAC can write up fer now. I found out that if you push your wrists hard enough on the restboards of the keyboard holder, you can numb your hands.

Oh well....as I lay in my room thinking about all of this, I can only picture the people laughing at this when they read it.

I guess I've earned the first stripes of the dishonorable "Squidly" badge.

Heh...PACIFICBUSA - "the Squidly One"

I guess I should change my title.

Oh and Rubbah...you get ta whack me fer free, bro. I ain't even gonna try and stop the whuppin.

PB out....
 
My offer for parts still stand Pac-and-Ship...
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Just glad to hear that you're O.K., and also glad that your sense of humor wasn't wounded along with your a$$
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Brian
 
Man dude, missed that post. Just figured you were on vacation or something. I am so sorry. Get well soon and keep your spirit up.

Your bud.

Paul

Do you think Emu's had anything to do with this in some way?
 
Welcome back Pacman!!!! I knew you'd be back soon, but was starting to wonder!!! Waitin' on the pics of ur bike. Keep healin'!!!
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PB,
Glad you're doing well. Your "tone" in your post sounds like you're healing. Good for you.

Take it slow, and take it easy!

BTW, aloe vera plant works wonders for burns. Use it straight from the plant. Stings like hell, but it really helps with scarring and such.
 
Welcome Back Pac!
Glad to hear your doing better. Plese don't ever
give up your go go dancer dreams! The women of the world are waiting to see your bald ball bag!!
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Damn Pac, sorry to here about the crash, check out my classafied post, and if any of my part,s will help you out, just let me know, there your,s. I hope you get well soon!
 
Thanks a whole bunch, peeps. I snapped a coupla quick pics...I'll slowly post 'em up as this 56k blows mighty moose azz...hot, steaming, sweaty, unshaven MOOSE AZZ! You know, the kind of moose butt where it stinks so much you have to wipe your nose when it sweats 'cause the stink'll stick to it. Yup...that's how much it blows. Not that I've ever done it before, but you know what I mean.
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Just the initial damage assessment:

upper cowling (with bracket)
headlight assy
gauges
steering dampener
brake reservoir handlebar assy
left footpeg assy
rear footpeg assy (both sides)
windscreen
signal lights
rear brake light
rear signal light assy (fer both)
inners (top part near dash...both sides)
subframe
exhaust (mid pipe ripped off on left side, headers probably bent)
tail fairing
wire harness (fuse wiring looks to be jacked)
rims (F & B, not to mention the tires
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mirrors
handlebars (right side got bent, left side throttle cable is somehow stuck)

Not to mention the brackets on the frame where the subframe attaches to it are cracked off. Now I'm gettin depressed. We have some aluminum welders here, so I'll go check them.

But yeah, there you have it, folks. And that's just the initial assessment. Ugh....alot of work, but hey: at least I still have one. Well, maye 3/4s of one, but at least I still have an engine!!! WOOHOO!! Now let's see if I can attach it to my mountain bike.....

Here's my watch...it ripped of my wrist during the crash. I'm seriously think about metal watches now. Damn thing relieved me of some skin on my wrist.



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Right and left side plastics are basically untouched...as is my gas tank! Even my frame silders suffered minimal damage.

My friend told me my bike was doing the end-over-end routine. Damn. I just hope my forks aren't damaged...

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Don't worry, folks. I wish the rebiuld was a rosy as these two pictures suggest, but all the small things add up.

Especially these.

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And the last for now....

I think I'll go soothe myself with some lunch. Then after that, a nice hot bubble bath / shave.

Post more later. This 56k is quite frustrating...I think I got spoiled by the T1 at work.

Later, folks...and thank you again for all your love. Awesome people....all of you.

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Welcome back Pac.  Missed your "shaved" posts. Hope you get 100% soon.  
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PAC,

When/How did this happen?

I have been pretty busy lately but never saw a post about this?
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I hope you are doing okay man? I would say the bike is totalled! Get you a new one to ride and keep this one for a rebuild/parts/track bike!
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Best of luck man, hope you have a safe recovery!

Josh
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Great to hear your comming good.

On the up side of things, scars don't need shaving. You'll cut down on your work load!!!!
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Cheers
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Welcome back Pac-man... Can't wait until you are 100% and get the bike back on the road. Best wishes and safe shaving bro!
 
Welcome partially back pac. Good to see your coming along. Sure did miss your posts. Ive been shaving in your memory till you come fully back.
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If you do rebuild I have two exhaust cans that you can have, Ill ship them out to you, ill cover the charges. Gotta get you back on the busa so you can out run them damn Emus..
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Hey Pac!

I got cans for ya!

They're not perfect (Thrasher used one for a bump stop) but they work jest fine!

I lost yer addy, PM me!
 
Hey Pac,

I have a full stock exhaust system, headers back and also have a set of stock handle bars from when I put my heli's on. Just let me know

Brian
 
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