I think I caught someone trying to jack my bike.

Between this and the flag stomping thread I have no faith in society.

I give up.
 
Not a lot of crime around here, I guess I will take the key out of the ignition just to be safe. In Indiana I would have a giant u bolt cemented in the ground and the biggest chain and lock I could find but in ND?
Ever left your car running and went shopping at walmart unlocked.......

Thats ND.
 
(coop65sr @ Oct. 03 2006,16:34) Mississippi just passed an amended law that if someone is on your property...i.e. thieving your personal stuff, breaking and entering, the intent is there that they could do harm...they can be shot outside your residence now...let'em try it in my neck of the woods...I've got a 12 gauge pump shotgun full of 8- 3" magnum 00 buckshot with their name all over it!!!!! I hate thieves!!!
alabama to
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Set up a cellular triggered IED under the fuel tank... Make sure it is full everytime it is parked... When they come for it make sure you have a pager alarm on the bike to alert you of the theft. Give them a couple of minutes then call the cell phone. Watch for it in the local editorial section... Then laugh a sinister laugh...
 
(umairhashmi @ Oct. 03 2006,13:50) I always wonder if someone is trying to steal your bike from your property and you shoot that person or hit him on the head real hard with a baseball bat and said person dies.What would be the legal consequences of that?
"I came outside to put my bike away and saw this guy trying to take my baby. I yelled at him to stop and he stood up with what looked like a weapon in his hand...so I hit him in the head with a bat I happened to have. He kept getting up, like he was going to try and kill me. I feared for my life. The safety of my property, and that of my family....so I kept hitting him in the head until he stopped moving. I thought he was going to try and kill me! I've never been so scared in my life!"

replace 'bat' with 'gun' and 'hit' with 'shoot' where apropriate for other situations.
 
Well officer it's like this...I yelled at him to leave my property and he made what I percieved as a life threatening gesture by waving what looked like a gun and telling me he was going to kill me.
I feared for my life (that's the stipulation to the law) and had no choice but to shoot him (two to the chest and one to the head).
If you want another story, ask him...
I hate a thief.
 
(MoosesBusa @ Oct. 11 2006,23:44)
(Bergster @ Oct. 03 2006,15:52) Thinking about pulling the ZX6 out of the shed and using it for bait.
Who would want to steal THAT?!?!
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Well, I figured that if I missed someone trying to get it, the trash truck would pick it up the next morning.

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No one steals black and purple busas. They go for the Le. Then get shot just the same. La busa is my hero...
 
They will be back  
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Don't forget to cut his good time head off...
...Slowly with a butter knife
 
(Spigga @ Oct. 03 2006,04:43) I would say you're lucky but when I think about it, I'd say HE was the lucky one. Imagaine if you had walked out 10 seconds later ...

You Him
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Yeah, you gotta be careful....I had a Z1R stolen from me back in the day....not a good feeling. Shooting them would have been too quick though...I would have preferred a long drawn out #ss whoopin!
 
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