A few years ago, I pulled this kid over for a minor violation. As I walked up to the driver's window the kid says "Do you know Officer B, he is a good friend of mine." Now, I am Officer B, and my uniform had my name on it in pretty big letters, over the right pocket. Since he didn't notice the name, I played along -How long have you known Officer B? "Oh. for about 4 years" How do you know him? "Just from around town." When was the last time you saw him? "A couple of weeks ago." Finally, I said I am Officer B and I don't know you! You should have seen the kids face, he looked like he saw a ghost. As he was trying to keep from melting into the seat, he says "I called HQs once to ask some questions and you picked up the phone, that is how I met you." After reaming him a new , I sent him on his way, no tickets. (I was too impressed with his creativity to write him)