I'm the happiest man on earth!!!
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Ok, why didn't some of you Dads warn me about the whole pregnancy, hormone swing thing? Along with being the happiest man on earth I'm also the most confused and frustrated man alive. One minute she is loving and the next minute everything I do is wrong and a kiss from me is like holding her under water and trying to drown her. Jeesh!
It will all be worth it when the little one(s) pop out but for now, life sucks sometimes.
I'm still pumped about being a Dad though.
It will all be worth it when the little one(s) pop out but for now, life sucks sometimes.
I'm still pumped about being a Dad though.
Wait until delivery day.(BulletTrain @ Dec. 03 2006,10) Ok, why didn't some of you Dads warn me about the whole pregnancy, hormone swing thing? Along with being the happiest man on earth I'm also the most confused and frustrated man alive. One minute she is loving and the next minute everything I do is wrong and a kiss from me is like holding her under water and trying to drown her. Jeesh!
It will all be worth it when the little one(s) pop out but for now, life sucks sometimes.
I'm still pumped about being a Dad though.
When she is dilated to 7 screaming "it is all you fault!!!"
And saying she wants to go home she “doesn’t want to do this any moreâ€..
You explain to the love of your life that unfortunately there is no turning back that she cant just go home.
At that moment she glares at you and squeezes your hand so tight you swear someone has just placed it in a vice and used a 5 foot breaker bar to crank it closed on you.
Then you try to be encouraging and coach her to breath and all of a sudden an eerie silence falls over the room, the nurses have seen this before.. they slowly back away, you notice this but you cant break free of her death grip..she slowly turns her head towards you, she locks onto your eyes with hers staring so deeply into your eyes you can swear she sees your soul and in a very loud almost banshee scream she yells
"GO CUT YOUR FRICKEN LEG OFF AND SEE IF YOU CAN BREATH YOU BASTAR.... "
Well.. you get the point...
Anyway… glad to see your going to be a poppa.. good luck
Yeah, I can't wait.(thrasherfox @ Dec. 03 2006,14:09)Wait until delivery day.(BulletTrain @ Dec. 03 2006,10) Ok, why didn't some of you Dads warn me about the whole pregnancy, hormone swing thing? Along with being the happiest man on earth I'm also the most confused and frustrated man alive. One minute she is loving and the next minute everything I do is wrong and a kiss from me is like holding her under water and trying to drown her. Jeesh!
It will all be worth it when the little one(s) pop out but for now, life sucks sometimes.
I'm still pumped about being a Dad though.
When she is dilated to 7 screaming "it is all you fault!!!"
And saying she wants to go home she “doesn’t want to do this any moreâ€..
You explain to the love of your life that unfortunately there is no turning back that she cant just go home.
At that moment she glares at you and squeezes your hand so tight you swear someone has just placed it in a vice and used a 5 foot breaker bar to crank it closed on you.
Then you try to be encouraging and coach her to breath and all of a sudden an eerie silence falls over the room, the nurses have seen this before.. they slowly back away, you notice this but you cant break free of her death grip..she slowly turns her head towards you, she locks onto your eyes with hers staring so deeply into your eyes you can swear she sees your soul and in a very loud almost banshee scream she yells
"GO CUT YOUR FRICKEN LEG OFF AND SEE IF YOU CAN BREATH YOU BASTAR.... "
Well.. you get the point...
Anyway… glad to see your going to be a poppa.. good luck
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Yeah, I can't wait.
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Sorry... had bad flash backs lol
The "I don’t want to do this anymore I want to go home" actually was something my wife said
The "Go cut your F'n leg off and see if you can breath" is something my friends girlfriend told him during labor
Its awesome though. I was there for the birth of all three of my sons, was able to cut the umbilical cord on all three, and the last one, my wife delivered before the doctor made it and the nurse and I together delivered. That was a cool experience..
Don’t wear a white shirt though… I had to throw mine away
Yeah, I can't wait.
Sorry... had bad flash backs lol
The "I don’t want to do this anymore I want to go home" actually was something my wife said
The "Go cut your F'n leg off and see if you can breath" is something my friends girlfriend told him during labor
Its awesome though. I was there for the birth of all three of my sons, was able to cut the umbilical cord on all three, and the last one, my wife delivered before the doctor made it and the nurse and I together delivered. That was a cool experience..
Don’t wear a white shirt though… I had to throw mine away
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