All these functions sound nice, but expensive. Let me add my thoughts.
Yes, I would love to have all these functions in one device, but let's look at manufacturing and cost effectiviness. I would do two things, (this is strictly my opinion), I would ditch the idea of throwing anything on there that makes it larger than it has to be. Second, even though it looks cool, I would ditch anything that you have to read. I was lights, that is it. If I am in the tuck, I am not going to look down and try to read a message. So, we have a red light for radar, a blue for Lasar and a green for jamming or something light that. Then maybe a a light on the other side in V1 fashion to tell me if it is in the front or the back. Throw an audio out lead on it or something to helpout expansion and you are there. Again, just my opinion. I have a shift light on the shelf currently and would put this thing in it;s place in a heartbeat, but wouldn't want anything to make my bike look more attractive to theives. If it was just a box that blended in with a couple anti-bling lights on it, I do not think anyone would give it a second notice.