This just in: Walking has been BANNED!
The Federal government has deemed that the safest way to prevent injury from falling is to ban all but the safest forms of transportation. Therefore, walking, along with runing, driving and flying to name a few, is OUT! To address the issue of how to get around safely without walking, the gov't has purchased 7 trillion Floating Armchair Transportation Assitant units (FATA$$ units).***Yes, there's only 7 billion people, but the gov't is planning ahead and a close personal friend of congressman bid on the contract to make the things. We need jobs, right?
You will be contacted within 630 days with instructions on how to receive your gov't issued FATA$$ unit. Until then...
DON'T YOU DARE FUGGING MOVE!
Wish I would've heard about this before. I just fell and broke my leg. Now I am going to sure the government for not getting me my FAT@$$ Chair fast enough :tantrum:
He just sounds like a guy with a column, and the ability to get attention by talking about banning something he has no interest in. If we talked about banning one of his hobbies, I'm sure we'd get a response from him similiar to ours lol. Its easy to talk about banning something you have no interest inI think this kind of response is what this dude wants... the more contraversial the article, the more the responses he gets, the more his article is passed around and read, and the more his boss praises him.
Then again he could be just another arrogant punk with a complex.