Just For The GUYS

[warp10]

I don't see why they need to go to class, they were both perfect gentlemen at Eureka Springs. Omar was quietly taking pictures and Doug was going around making sure that everyone stayed well hydrated

 

[PDBusa]

Oh yeah, and Va is the teacher/coach for this training? It's all good fellas, a bottle of Jaeger will get us through no sweat...

 

[VaBusa]

Oh yeah, and Va is the teacher/coach for this training? It's all good fellas, a bottle of Jaeger will get us through no sweat...

Do I know you?

 

[TruWrecks]

I'm single for a reason, and it's not because I need any of the suggested classes. I can offer a class to others. It's called "Communicating with your spouse 101". Advanced techniques will be discussed as time allows. Divorce lawyers will be availible for those who fail the class.

 

[TruWrecks]

Okay, maybe I could use one class. I'll have to think about that one.

 

[Tina]

Vabs, if we send Omar and Doug together, do Tina and I get a group discount?

You both deserve a month's vacation in the Med for living with those two

I'll let 'em in the class for free gals...they need it

Kristi - you and I can party now!

 

[busawife]

Uhhhhh wait.. I thought this was a hooters thread? I WANT MY HOOOOOOOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!

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Here ya go...from back in the day. I am no longer blonde, and no longer that skinny (working on it)...but you asked...

Here is another with me and my coworker:

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There we go!! a REAL Hooters girl!!  

And welcome to the board Busawife  

Thanks! And, you are welcome. I don't work there anymore...and sadly, the Hooters I worked at was destroyed in Hurricane Katrina. (That brat) But, the Hooters I hang out at now wants me to finish dropping my prego pounds and get the uniform back on and work with them. I must say, it is might tempting....

As for the classes, Jefferycarman...the dishes aren't done right now. So, whatever on the dishes getting done before I get home...

 

[Leo]

Thanks for the laugh and eye candy guys / girls

 

[99'busa]

 

[BigDiesel]

Or not...

 You're so simple...

*clears throat*  Now that I have your attention, I post the following not to pick or nag, but to possibly save your marriage and more importantly, YOUR LIVES  

Enjoy...

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, August   17th 2008    
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
**I give myself an 'A' for buying a fridge w/built-in IceMaker!**

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
**I get another 'A' for stickn 4 extra rolls w/in reach of the Oval Office!**
 
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
**i get an 'A+' here for bein the one who actually CLEANS in here...bcuz after I let a 8' Albino Burmese python play in the tub for 30min, it gets a bit messy in there**

 
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
**hmmm...'A+' again-I do the laundry**

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
**another 'A' here! (two words guys-paper plates**
 
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM  
**that why God invented The .Org! but I still only get a 'B' for whincing every time Amy finds a 'Will & Grace' episode**

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
**I think I'll just skip this course n steal somebody's cliff notes**

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
**WRONGO!!!! Its bad for MY health, since Im allergic to pollen-HA! Im exempt from this class!**
 
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
**Easy 'A' here-got GPS in my bike, car, SUV, AND my cell j.i.c.**
 
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
**Umm...i'll re-take this after I finish paying for the set of FOUR $1200-ea. alum forged rims on Amy's SRT8 that she curbed **
 
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
**i'll get an 'A' here too-my wife cant be my mom, bcuz she'd never be able to bore the crap outta me AND drive me absolutely insane at the same time...figured that one out myself**
 
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
**ah...you seen tha shoes I come with-lmk what grade I get, for those**
(plus, I can palm a basketball-imagine how many bags I can hang from these fingers??? easy 'A', right?

)
 
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
**shud be an easy 'A' here too-its all in my cell phone game, set, match here**
 
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.  
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. **can I get a gold toaster, instead?**

 

[99'busa]

Or not...

 You're so simple...

*clears throat*  Now that I have your attention, I post the following not to pick or nag, but to possibly save your marriage and more importantly, YOUR LIVES  

Enjoy...

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, August   17th 2008    
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
**I give myself an 'A' for buying a fridge w/built-in IceMaker!**

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
**I get another 'A' for stickn 4 extra rolls w/in reach of the Oval Office!**
 
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
**i get an 'A+' here for bein the one who actually CLEANS in here...bcuz after I let a 8' Albino Burmese python play in the tub for 30min, it gets a bit messy in there**

 
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
**hmmm...'A+' again-I do the laundry**

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
**another 'A' here! (two words guys-paper plates**
 
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM  
**that why God invented The .Org!  but I still only get a 'B' for whincing every time Amy finds a 'Will & Grace' episode**

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
**I think I'll just skip this course n steal somebody's cliff notes**

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
**WRONGO!!!! Its bad for MY health, since Im allergic to pollen-HA!  Im exempt from this class!**
 
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
**Easy 'A' here-got GPS in my bike, car, SUV, AND my cell j.i.c.**
 
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
**Umm...i'll re-take this after I finish paying for the set of FOUR $1200-ea. alum forged rims on Amy's SRT8 that she curbed **
 
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
**i'll get an 'A' here too-my wife cant be my mom, bcuz she'd never be able to bore the crap outta me AND drive me absolutely insane at the same time...figured that one out myself**
 
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
**ah...you seen tha shoes I come with-lmk what grade I get, for those**
(plus, I can palm a basketball-imagine how many bags I can hang from these fingers??? easy 'A', right?

)
 
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
**shud be an easy 'A' here too-its all in my cell phone game, set, match here**
 
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.  
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. **can I get a gold toaster, instead?**

I thought you put some eye candy in here