LADIES! DO NOT READ. Is it just me or a Guy thing?

[outtahand]

There will be no playing tent with this pole little missy!!

I remember... you want to play with your incredible hulk with strangers on video in a public toilet!

I think most of the poles around here are owned anyway

Not really interested in a pre-owned pole anyway...
I've heard you just inherit someone else's problems.

 

[BusaWhipped]

So, one time, at a concert after many fruity layered beverages, I shocked every guy in the men's restroom by charging in and grabbing a stall...how's that for random?

I hate the long lines for the gal's restrooms...jeez, do you guys know that kind of pain?!

So uh, Ron, I think I may have had more fun with the guys in the restroom than you did...wait, that doesn't errr, hold on...can't form a thought...ahh, it's gone...

It was fairly common to have ladies in line in the mens room for a stall at the concerts I went to when I was younger. Come to think of it, that was the Nothern Virgina area. I think we were at the same concert.

 

[BusaWhipped]

Ladies!! I told you not to open this!! sheeesh. I am telling you, you wont understand..


"Its ok little buddy, you can come out and play later and we will play the incredibal hulk!!"

If its turning green, you have a problem.

 

[99'busa]

def. not alone. I LOVE messing with telemarketers. I've given lots of people stories to tell for the rest of their lives

Now speaking of the head. (restroom for us land folks) I've been quit obscene in there when people come in by making loud relief noises with firm banging and pushing on stall walls this is really great if someone you know is next to you but dont know it's you in the stall

Then theres the, "O' crap. I'm out of paper. You got any over there? I've made a mess over here!"

 

[thrasherfox]

At least I feel better. now I know I am not crazy

 

[WWJD]

now I know I am not crazy

.... well.... let's not jump ahead, skippy.

 

[thrasherfox]

.... well.... let's not jump ahead, skippy.

::9

 

[GMbusa]

How about going into a dressing room and yell out "There's no toilet paper in here!"