A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five-year old son
playing with his electric train set. She heard the train stop and her
son say, 'All of you sons of a beaches who want off, get the hell off
now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of beaches who
are getting on, get your a$$es on the train now cause we are going down
the tracks!'
The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you
to use nice language.'
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his trains. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say, ' All you passengers who are getting off at this stop, please
remember your things, thank you and we hope your trip was a pleasant
one. We also hope that you will ride with us again soon.' She then
heard her little darling continue, ' For those of you just boarding,
remember there is no smoking on this train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother was beginning to smile, the child added, 'For those of you who are pi$$ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please talk to the beach in the kitchen.'
playing with his electric train set. She heard the train stop and her
son say, 'All of you sons of a beaches who want off, get the hell off
now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of beaches who
are getting on, get your a$$es on the train now cause we are going down
the tracks!'
The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you
to use nice language.'
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his trains. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say, ' All you passengers who are getting off at this stop, please
remember your things, thank you and we hope your trip was a pleasant
one. We also hope that you will ride with us again soon.' She then
heard her little darling continue, ' For those of you just boarding,
remember there is no smoking on this train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother was beginning to smile, the child added, 'For those of you who are pi$$ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please talk to the beach in the kitchen.'
