See then I would need a real long straw because she is usually ahead of me.
Umm.no, she shall SLOW down in sufficient enough manner to ensure your hydration needs are met..if need be by holding it extended with her clutch hand in sufficient manner as to which it can be reached without sufficient strain upon your person..she shall then ensure that the foregin matter is wiped completely off your person by any means necessary...(fill in the blanks with your own dirty thoughts here)