More facts about Chuck Norris

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Where's the "30 things you didn't know about Mr.T" thread?  

Mr.T punched Chuck Norris in the chest at the same time that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr.T thus creating the 80's.

Mr.T pities the fool that doesn't pity the fool, thus creating a never-ending loop of pity and pain.

Don't forget about when Mr. T and Chuck Norris decided to spar, but the only safe way was for them to travel back to the begining of the Universe. When Chuck tried to roundhouse kick Mr. T, he blocked it - the resulting shockwave was what we now call the "Big Bang"!

Oh, and there is a Vin Diesel fact sheet also.
One day Vin Deisel walked down the street with an erection. Noone survived..... (I hadn't mentioned that one because as I recall there is a certain Barbie Busa who fawns over Vin.....)