(SLIDES THE SOAP BOX OVER...GRINS SHEEPISHLY AT BIG O)
OK, Firstly Janet's Hootie Hoo is misplaced at Half time, don't get me wrong. BUT WTF? It's a female breast, big deal, here's a real option I wasn't watching half time because halftime shows generally suck. But it's still just a breast, America has gotten itself so wrapped up bassackwards on this it's embarassing. We'll show the bloodiest most gruesome stuff on network TV, blood and guts, shootouts, beatings, on and on. Nobody cries foul... But OMG there is a naked breast on TV and it's the end of the world? They are going to spend taxpayer dollars to investigate? This is stupid, levy a fine and lets move on.
The US has this twisted puritanical noose arounds it's thoughts that says violence OK, Nudity BAD... Tell you what though I would a lot rather have my little boy or girl be expossed to 20K breasts and Butts by the time they are 15 than the same number of brutal images... You want to solve some of the problems here, show more beautiful images on TV, more Breasts, more butts, hell throw a wang in there once in awhile, it would be a hell of a lot less harmful than the garbage are youth get spoon fed now. As a side effect, maybe American men would grow up with a little less of an obsession with scantily clad or nekid women, maybe our attitudes towards women would improve in general when they become less of an object of lust.
Europe may not be able to teach us a whole lot about some things, but when it comes to this sort of twisted priority they can teach us much.
Yeah Big Surprise, imagine REV being Pro-Hootie Hoo's!!!
OK The BUDWISER Farting horse was dumb...But sorta funny... "Whoa rocket sled" come on, I'll it was stupid, but offensive? Dude, it's a thirty second commercial, and guess what the remote is allways under your control, vote with it!
You want stupid commercials that are gross? WTF is quiznos thinking with that dead hamster commercial...or whatever the hell, I found it nasty. Here's what happens, I will not eat at quiznos until it is off the air, thats how I deal with it, Stupid Ass Chili's commercials, same deal, I don't like the message, I find their commercials insulting to the intelligence, so...I don't eat there! SO, Bud Offended you don't drink their crappy beer, unhappy with the sight of a breast on TV? Change the channel, Was it out of place at a halftime show? Yes, certainly...but would I rather have my kids see that than a downtown shooting on the news or some stupid ass CSI episode? Absolutely!!!!
And remember, the shock value thing has put Janet in the Headlines, she will certainly be hitting the talkshow circuit etc, etc... So SHE WINS!!!! She is playing the public like a fiddle and everyone is following right along their little preprogrammed trail... If a female breast is the most traumatic thing that happens in your day then we are all in good shape!!!
(GETS OFF SOAPBOX...Slides it back on over)