No, But let some pathetic AHole that feels you cut him off on the way to The Denver Museum of Natural History swing by the local Bear Den and tell them you waved a gun at him. This pathetic geek (Oddly Enough in a Gold Saturn) Followed me and the wife for about 15 miles, I was on my way to the Museum so I figured fine dude, follow me and see what happens when we get there. Well he follows then turns off once he sees where I am going, and tells the cops that I waved a gun at him.
Of course I am at the Museum having a fine time, though we showed up at like 4 so we only had an hour. Well, on the way out of the museum I notice two marked units sitting on the other side of the parking lot a ways away, I didn't think anything of it. I get in (MY MOM's Car) and put it in reverse when I look over my shoulder I see that some dickweed has blocked me in with his big ole' Caprice POS. I honk, and motion for him to move his ass...he shakes his head and motions for me to come there...Now I am really irritated, one bobo head after another I am thinking...
(Now to set the stage this was prior military and I had Dyed Jet black hair to the middle of my back, a dark goatee, and I am wearing a black leather coat. I don't look real friendly)
So I get out of the car and start approaching the car in a hurry, I figure if he wants a problem, I'll trap him in his car and beat him silly...Well he pops out wearing crap clothes, pulls a gun, points it at me and for the second time in my life I tell the guy to shoot, scream at him to F'n shoot or put it away...Then he yells POLICE and for me to turn around...Well as this is all happening about (No BS) six other units including the two marked converge on me and my mom's little Camry.
Well now I am pissed off and confused...WTF?.. but there are now about 4 cops pointing guns in uniform so I figure they must be legit. Now I am REALLY confused...I don't even have a pen knife on me. So I start listening and following instructions, Down on my face blah blah blah. The wife is really starting to wonder what the hell is going on and they wont let her out of the car...
They explain what is going on and I start laughing...Cause the dude who was following me had caused all of this... They search me, they search the car...find NOTHING. Meanwhile I had a seat on the detectives hood...(ground was cold) CUFFS were colder... But the first cop who had drawn his gun on me didn't like that either He said "you waved the Umbrella at the guy didn't you!" Yeah Assault, with a deadly umbrella bobo head...but they kept playing twenty questions, even though they had searched freaking everwhere... It had been about an hour, I told them I had had enough, and I needed to be going and to take the cuffs off or arrest me...It was pretty cool, cause they pretty much have to let you go. No more probable cause, and no unreasonable delay. Off come the cuffs, I start to leave but they are still all a twitter. They threaten, they nag, they bitch, but there is nothing for them to do. I tell em' nice work...I Get in and leave...Kinda messed up.
Point is even without ANY evidence, they may not be able to arrest you, but they can sure cause a BIG scene...
Hell I was allmost flatered that I rated that many COPS. The Big problem was that the Museum is in a kinda rough area, and all the COPS were Gang Unit Cops. (CRASH UNIT) Something? I think the little pins said, So I think they tend to run pretty hot. I just have a real issue with having guns pointed at me....I'll tell you all the College Shotgun to the head story sometime....
Sorry for the book, folks....