My daughter almost gave me a heart attack

[Vega]

Get a fake dog turd from the joke store and put it on her pillow when shes sleeping...

 

[coreywiley]

 

[sleepless_red]

wanna borrow one of mine and pay her back?

Thanks, but no thanks.

Man, how big is the biggest one?

 

[chrisjp]

nova is about 6ft long but has a girth of about 4 inches.

 

[vacivus]

wanna borrow one of mine and pay her back?

 

[BusaWizard]

Somebody got punked.

 

[dk55belair]

This should do the trick.

 

[mr8ball]

I herd os a guy putting one of them in a locker and caused a guy to have a heart attack. Some people cant handle things like that even if it is a joke.

 

[071300r]

yup, you were got... hopefully she is in her 20's or as she get's older the "got ya's will get worse! but either way good clean fun can't go wrong with that.. buy some fake vomit and put it on her bed