My jeans are getting tight

While stateside, I became a crack addict for Starbucks Mocha Frappucino, I swear, they must have heroin in them. Little old me and my severely anti-corporate self, pathetically succumbing to Starbucks.
PM me your shipping addy..... we might arrange a sixpack or 2
 
You know, I never understand the female mind.

Women look for these hot looking guys to date and mate, they find the speciman that they are atracted to, once they have the guy in their clutches (ehem I mean loving arms) they then seem to proceed to fattening the guy up to prevent other women from being atracted to him, and then they stop putting out because they are no longer attracted to him.

I just dont get it



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Well that's better than what the Black Widow Spider does to its mate!

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all this talk... I got myself motivated and went and did the Beach Body Workout.. 30 minutes of kick you butt moves.... Now where's that ice cream and caramel sauce?
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oh yeah.. and Starbucks is Evil.... I was addicted to White Chocolate Mochas with EXTRA WHIP CREAM..... thank goodness it got too hot to drink them over the summer... and I don't like the cold ones...
 
Fifty perfect push-ups is all I have done so far... Now I am thinking about going to the bakery for some Bosnian Meat Pie (Burek)..
 
As long as you walk there.. take the long way around.... I think you deserve something yummy...
 
This thread reminds me of my ex wife. She really is a good person. She was 5' tall and all of 95lbs when I met her. Ten years later she was more then double the women she had been. She was always coming up with schemes to lose weight. She comes home from the grocery store one Friday night with one of those workout videos. Saturday morning comes around and I was headed out to start my yardwork routine and she said she was going to do the workout tape. About an hour later I come into the house for water and there she is, sitting on the couch with a half eaten bag of cheeto's in her lap, hands about as orange as can be, watching the workout tape. I asked what she was doing and was told "I am studying the moves to see if I want to do them or not."
 
This thread reminds me of my ex wife. She really is a good person. She was 5' tall and all of 95lbs when I met her. Ten years later she was more then double the women she had been. She was always coming up with schemes to lose weight. She comes home from the grocery store one Friday night with one of those workout videos. Saturday morning comes around and I was headed out to start my yardwork routine and she said she was going to do the workout tape. About an hour later I come into the house for water and there she is, sitting on the couch with a half eaten bag of cheeto's in her lap, hands about as orange as can be, watching the workout tape. I asked what she was doing and was told "I am studying the moves to see if I want to do them or not."
I've been guilty of WHATCHING exercise videos before....
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.... but now I do them cuz I know all the moves!
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I used to strip for a living when I lived in Boston.

Here's a pic of me from the bash. Top right is me

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No I'll be looking at 8 Mo. or better to get into any decent form.
I was shaved bald back then too.

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