Arch.... ride that bike to the worst neighborhood in your area,, leave it there......…………..u can even throw the bmw cover on it.... come back a week later... let nature run its course.... maybe ull be unburdened. On a side note..... what does your wife think about allll the extra money ure spending on this gem of engineering? Doesn't it suck having to justify and explain the reason for spending thousands MORE on something that was supposed to be a dream machine? think about it arch.... u are never gonna love this bike the way u should.... greatness is greatness.... and when u experience or witness greatness.... it doesn't need to be explained... u know that.