So what are you saying?? I am offended.
I think I speak for most "people" when I say that "we" are no longer into malt liquor, can we change that to a case of Hennessy?
Also, how big is that bag of weed? We are no longer a "people" that like to get high on our own supply, we'll take some crystal meth instead, it has greater marketing potential with NASCAR Fans!!
Finally, as far as pictures of dudes wife in the shower, they are worthless. Instead we will sweeten the deal by giving Gordon a copy of the pictures of him, "Making it Rain" at the local butt-naked club, with Honey, Cinammon, and Hot Chocolate (no, those aren't their Chirstian names) in his lap. I think that $10,000 for these should suffice for keeping him outta Divorce Court!!
If you make these changes I could go along with the story ...............