Nice to now we all love the dry stuff, but here in the uk as numbnuts will vouch it does piss on a bit so what we do is make the most of it. Now is the time to find out when Horny Rhino spits out the traction dummy. I actually now like riding in rain....I know but hey - hear me out, when was the last time you had your rhino spinning in fourth (no bullshit please we are british!). I cut my teeth bouncing a Gennie thou off the limiter in top in the rain on those boring rides home from work. And lets face it, we all like to get close up and personal with our babies so what better excuse than - 'sorry darling I would love to watch 'Shaving Ryan's Privates with you but the bike needs a good drying off after that downpour i got caught in on that Three Hour drive home from work, you know how I worry about resale values!'
Yeah okay the last bit is bull, like you would ever sell her
and besides, when the rael rain hits there is no better place to be than in the arms of your loved one with a towel in yer hand!
Your steeley eyed missile man
