I actually had some punk kid cut me off in his explorer the other day... the front end of his truck was all smashed and it looked like hell... i saw him look in his rear view before and after he cut me off... i gave him the finger and then he slammed on his brakes, rolled down his window and threw his soda out and it hit my windshield... then he took off. I swear if i would have had a gun i would have used it... i was so mad!
Road rage-i finally lost it.
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Had me going until I read that your beat the girl up....well hoping that somebody your size wouldn't do that. I had an old man brake check me today on the interstate. It pissed me off, but it also gave me room to get around him. I hate when people speed match the semi's so you can't get past them. Gotta love the bonus lane
Diesel--I'm reading your post and I'm saying WT*!!!! I actually had a snot nose kid cut me off in the left lane on the expressway the other day. I know he saw he 'cause his passenger in the back seat give me a "SORRY" look. I rodeup next to him on the shoulder of the road and smashed his rearview mirror. Now he's a got and excuse for being stupid!
Seriously though,
I really want to get a hold of some magnets with small banners on them. Have phrases printed on the banners like; "I almost killed a motorcyclist", "I forgot to look over my shoulder", or straight to the point "I'm a dumba$$".
Then I could toss one at the offending retard. Everyone else can read the banner until he stops, then the retard can read the message himself.
Probably not even illegal(the magnet would cause no damage, maybe a paint scuff), beats going to jail for assault
I really want to get a hold of some magnets with small banners on them. Have phrases printed on the banners like; "I almost killed a motorcyclist", "I forgot to look over my shoulder", or straight to the point "I'm a dumba$$".
Then I could toss one at the offending retard. Everyone else can read the banner until he stops, then the retard can read the message himself.
Probably not even illegal(the magnet would cause no damage, maybe a paint scuff), beats going to jail for assault
It's a South Florida thing; it actually happens, except for the wife and kids laughing. Some guy did the same to me, so I pulled over and called Sunrise Florida PD. The dispatch person basically blew me off, when I tried top give the tag number, he said it said it would be the drivers word against mine...
So I would love to provoke some a##hole so I can kick his a##.
So I would love to provoke some a##hole so I can kick his a##.
All you FL guys think that it only happens in FL
I love that idea. Could we make it a group buy?Seriously though,
I really want to get a hold of some magnets with small banners on them. Have phrases printed on the banners like; "I almost killed a motorcyclist", "I forgot to look over my shoulder", or straight to the point "I'm a dumba$$".
Then I could toss one at the offending retard. Everyone else can read the banner until he stops, then the retard can read the message himself.
Probably not even illegal(the magnet would cause no damage, maybe a paint scuff), beats going to jail for assault
I knew it was a joke when you said you hit the wife, because we all know you SLAP them, not punch 'em
I was thinking almost the same thing, but I was thinking of making some stickers that look just like actual license plates, if you see the guys stopped slap the sticker over his plate.Seriously though,
I really want to get a hold of some magnets with small banners on them. Have phrases printed on the banners like; "I almost killed a motorcyclist", "I forgot to look over my shoulder", or straight to the point "I'm a dumba$$".
Then I could toss one at the offending retard. Everyone else can read the banner until he stops, then the retard can read the message himself.
Probably not even illegal(the magnet would cause no damage, maybe a paint scuff), beats going to jail for assault
bikr-kilr, a$$-hat, tail-gatr, fu*-hed, just a few that would work.
I made one today, with a full size sticker and it looks so real it's scary. I would imagine getting caught with a dozen of these may be troublesome though.
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A while back I was talking to my sister's boyfriend about getting cut off or generally f*cked with by cagers... he said back when he was riding he would carry a hammer on his bike. If someone did something like that he would fly by and whack off their side mirror...
I must admit, that sounds tempting sometimes.
I must admit, that sounds tempting sometimes.
That would be tricky while riding....but it does sound tempting!<span style='color
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Chistoso.. Hahaha.
Man seriously though I almost went too far once in the car when some young punk in a newer VW Polo decided to swerve at me as I was overtaking him on the left. Well, my car was faster than his and as it turns out I am better driver than him... I cut him off, made him come to a full and complete stop by braking and swerving into his various escape paths. Then, I got out and started walking towards his car.. Luckily for him, he'd rolled up the window and locked his doors. He looked like a deer in the headlights as I was begging him to come out of the car so we could uhm "talk". I decided not to punch through the window and put his lights out. I just watched him dampen and soil his shorts. Then he pulled away cautiously and courteously.... Punk azz! I would have loved to smash up his little car but self-control and logic over-rode the rage. So, I guess I am sane...
Man seriously though I almost went too far once in the car when some young punk in a newer VW Polo decided to swerve at me as I was overtaking him on the left. Well, my car was faster than his and as it turns out I am better driver than him... I cut him off, made him come to a full and complete stop by braking and swerving into his various escape paths. Then, I got out and started walking towards his car.. Luckily for him, he'd rolled up the window and locked his doors. He looked like a deer in the headlights as I was begging him to come out of the car so we could uhm "talk". I decided not to punch through the window and put his lights out. I just watched him dampen and soil his shorts. Then he pulled away cautiously and courteously.... Punk azz! I would have loved to smash up his little car but self-control and logic over-rode the rage. So, I guess I am sane...
