Is that a banana in his hand or is he just pleased to see us?
Rubbah is locked down... sick day
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trust a fuggin' sKool teacher to notice that...The scary thing is those vids are in alphabetical order!
Bet you didn't have much to do with that ehh Rubb?
no Mikey,thats the mouse.
are you insinuatin' that Ol' Rubb dunt know which letters come after which.
I know the alphagetti. you tattoo'd bastid.
Set in his ways I guess! LOL!Good grief! Haven't you heard of DVDs yet?Take up less space, give friends the illusion of coolness...
Seriously, I'd like some whiskey please...it's been one of those days...not able to post like I usually do and I am caving under the pressure of falling behind...
you mutha fugga. Never , never insult a drunk Irishman. That could lead to serious bodily harm. I could hurt myself fallin' outa me chair as I get up to bloody yer nose.
that is NOT a banana. Thats me cutlass. Me scabbard.Me sword.
I be usin' that ta cut ya from stem ta stern....
Just got over that one myself.....didn't have to take time off work though ya pussy.
Hey.....pull yer arms in closer to ya too....yer not that big
Hey.....pull yer arms in closer to ya too....yer not that big
o great,another tuff guy.Just got over that one myself.....didn't have to take time off work though ya pussy.
Hey.....pull yer arms in closer to ya too....yer not that big
Pussy eh....well my cold
so there.
Put my arms down....hee hee hee. I get that alot.
Thats actually not tuff-guy, or big giant lats...
its actually comfort. I cracked a couple vertabrae an' popped a couple discs, so if I walk around like Frankenstein's monster it hurts less. I actually ride like that too, back arched , chest out, chin up. It really helps.
I only took 5 days off work when that happened, beat that...MR. No-Time-Off.
When I shattered my foot, I used my 2 piece pool que as a cane an' walked down to the pub everyday for a week.
Then I got out a bread knife an' cut the fuggin' cast off.
Guess I should have kept it on longer than 10 days.
I come from a long line of so-callled tuff guys. My Dad walked home from the hospital an' went swimming 6 days after a quadruple by-pass operation.
hav a good 1 Bill....summer is commin... an' were gonna hook -up.
Oh sh*d...it's the "I'm tougher than you" talk...o great,another tuff guy.Just got over that one myself.....didn't have to take time off work though ya pussy.
Hey.....pull yer arms in closer to ya too....yer not that big
Pussy eh....well my coldis worse than yer cold...
so there.
Put my arms down....hee hee hee. I get that alot.
Thats actually not tuff-guy, or big giant lats...
its actually comfort. I cracked a couple vertabrae an' popped a couple discs, so if I walk around like Frankenstein's monster it hurts less. I actually ride like that too, back arched , chest out, chin up. It really helps.
I only took 5 days off work when that happened, beat that...MR. No-Time-Off.
When I shattered my foot, I used my 2 piece pool que as a cane an' walked down to the pub everyday for a week.
Then I got out a bread knife an' cut the fuggin' cast off.
Guess I should have kept it on longer than 10 days.
I come from a long line of so-callled tuff guys. My Dad walked home from the hospital an' went swimming 6 days after a quadruple by-pass operation.
hav a good 1 Bill....summer is commin... an' were gonna hook -up.
Who has more testosterone? You or this amoeba...
Just pop pills and enjoy the ride!
Cobra Steve
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Now Michelle's going to break out the "try squeezing a watermelon out of an orange sized hole" speech.
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I'm quite happy to report that I've NEVER pulled that speech on a guy...Now Michelle's going to break out the "try squeezing a watermelon out of an orange sized hole" speech.
There are more painful things in life besides giving birth...let's talk about marriage for starters...
I'll have you know, Miss Da-Mean-a
Oh sh*d...it's the "I'm tougher than you" talk...
Who has more testosterone? You or this amoeba...
Just pop pills
that I have 2 or 3 times the testosterone of an amoeba.
Butt whats even more important is that...
in my present state of intoxification....
I can still spell amoeba.
so there....
Has it been 20 seconds yet?I'll have you know, Miss Da-Mean-a
Oh sh*d...it's the "I'm tougher than you" talk...
Who has more testosterone? You or this amoeba...
Just pop pills
that I have 2 or 3 times the testosterone of an amoeba.
Butt whats even more important is that...
in my present state of intoxification....
I can still spell amoeba.
so there....
Well, well mister rubyadown, I am VERY impressed with this aspect of your intoxication...very impressed indeed...
it does , doesn't it.
IMPRESSIONS.... no matter how deep
are what I consider a speciality of mine.
an' no...it wasn't 20 seconds.
watches an' timepieces, were a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.
The Hell! It was 2 damn minutes...I was dying here...
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