I'm not sure he could find a hottie in his part of the world. I just spent a weekend over in his neck of the woods and I have to say, not a single attractive women there. Not 1. Nope. None. No one go there looking. Not worth it. Stay away...
(I'll be back next week, I left my dignity at the fox)
Like 10-15 blocks from my house(The Fox) and you couldn't say hi...you mainland bastids are all the same.

RSD.