Seasons Greetings from Santa

welcome back Santa. Have a safe journey this year please.
 
Santa, I really need an AR-15 for Christmas. Preferably a Colt or a Bushmaster. I am one of the "less fortunate" members. I currently do not own an assault rifle. All I have got is a .25, .38, .357, 9 mm, .380, a .45, a .410, and a 12 ga. Without your help Santa, I just don't know what I would do if I were to placed in a "situation" that required me to have to laydown multiple mofos with extreme justice.

Please, if you find it in the kindness of your heart, leave me the elongated gun case under the tree, a nice scope to go with it, & bout 2,000 rounds of high grade .223. If you could do this, I promise I could be a good boy next year, cause it's too late in this one to change now !!!

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Hey Santa! Good to see you back this year! I know a few good people on this board could use some cheering up and I know your just the man to do it!!

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How am I fibbing?

So Runeight isn't getting coal this year? Do you know something Santa doesn't? ???

Yes, I do. He will not have enough coal left after he delivers the amount needed for a female member here.
 
Yes, I do. He will not have enough coal left after he delivers the amount needed for a female member here.

Oh yeah? I know that you aren't talking about me. I've been an angel! My halo is sometimes on crooked, but I'm generally a good person. Aren't I? ???
 
Santa glad you stopped by the ORG again this year. When you get down Texas way stop buy the house we will have a beverage of your choice waiting on ya and keep some warm cookies for you as well. But on to the real deal Santa if you could please keep our troops at the top of the list Sir especially our Org Troops they mean allot to us.
 
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