should I shoot someone??

[Shibumi]

Google a chemical supply house for Perchloric acid- hydrochloric acid (battery acid, for reference) is HCl, perchloric is HClO4- they have to store it in paraffin because it is chemically inert.

I'm thinking pour a line down the middle of his truck front to back, him come out next morning and find two halves laying on the ground smoking looking like an Alien movie outtake...


Or purchase methly perkaptan (used in like 1 PPM to give smell to natural gas) and shoot a hypo full through window gasket into truck. Would have to be stripped to bare metal inside and steam blasted to kill odor...

Okay, I'm evil...

 

[runeight]

super glue in the door locks, nuts and bolts in the muffler, remove the blade out of the wipers, place a couple of roofing nails where he parks, poke a hole in the radiator hose, take his lug nuts off, etc....  

I will stay on your good side.

r8

 

[Aquaman]

Google a chemical supply house for Perchloric acid- hydrochloric acid (battery acid, for reference) is HCl, perchloric is HClO4- they have to store it in paraffin because it is chemically inert.

I'm thinking pour a line down the middle of his truck front to back, him come out next morning and find two halves laying on the ground smoking looking like an Alien movie outtake...  


Or purchase methly perkaptan (used in like 1 PPM to give smell to natural gas) and shoot a hypo full through window gasket into truck. Would have to be stripped to bare metal inside and steam blasted to kill odor...  

Okay, I'm evil...

I like you! I usually use duct tape on my victims!

 

[SAMBUSA]

Battery acid to the eyes is my personal favorite

 

[Yorad]

Find a way to bring them down clean!  If you can't catch him in the act, find out what he does and where he goes and wait for your opportunity.  Does he drink?  Find him leaving the bar one night and phone in an anonymous DUI call with his plates.  Follow at a distance and make sure they don't lose him.

Maybe find out if he cheats on his girl and tell her about it, either with proof or tell her how to catch him.  Are his parents around?  Do they know what he does in his free time?  How about his co-workers or his boss?  What if they heard about his drug use?  There are a lot of ways to make someone suffer and they just think it's bad luck.  You're just giving Karma a nudge.  Just make sure it's anonymous!

Anyone that would do something like that probably does some other things they could get in trouble for.  Don't do something that is an obvious retaliation from you, that just starts a war.  Just act like you have no idea he did it and never tell.  Lie in wait, find out what his weak point is, then take him down hard in a way that won't be traced to you.  Time is on your side.

Damaging someone's pride and joy is about as low as it goes.  What a coward.  Don't deal with him on his level, deal with it on your own level.  

 

[Aquaman]

Battery acid to the eyes is my personal favorite

LOL... I love you man!!

 

[WHIPKRAKR]

I'd take a whole different approach. You said he's in the gym. Do you have access to his locker and clothes? I'd spray his clothes with some cheap women's perfume and slip a pair of really nasty ladies underwear in the passenger side of his truck. I'm guessing his girlfriend could take care of his sorry butt pretty well.

Then technically it wouldn't be your fault his truck and possessions get destroyed.

 

[runeight]

I'd take a whole different approach.  You said he's in the gym.  Do you have access to his locker and clothes?  I'd spray his clothes with some cheap women's perfume and slip a pair of really nasty ladies underwear in the passenger side of his truck.  I'm guessing his girlfriend could take care of his sorry butt pretty well.  

 Then technically it wouldn't be your fault his truck and possessions get destroyed.

Sure. Pull the same trick that you did to me.

Still trying to explain it was a setup.

r8

 

[SAMBUSA]

I'd take a whole different approach.  You said he's in the gym.  Do you have access to his locker and clothes?  I'd spray his clothes with some cheap women's perfume and slip a pair of really nasty ladies underwear in the passenger side of his truck.  I'm guessing his girlfriend could take care of his sorry butt pretty well.  

 Then technically it wouldn't be your fault his truck and possessions get destroyed.

Evil. Can ya tell she's my wife

 

[WHIPKRAKR]

I'd take a whole different approach.  You said he's in the gym.  Do you have access to his locker and clothes?  I'd spray his clothes with some cheap women's perfume and slip a pair of really nasty ladies underwear in the passenger side of his truck.  I'm guessing his girlfriend could take care of his sorry butt pretty well.  

 Then technically it wouldn't be your fault his truck and possessions get destroyed.

Sure. Pull the same trick that you did to me.

Still trying to explain it was a setup.

r8

I don't know what you mean?!!!

Just wait til you see what I'm sending you for valentine's day.

 

[WHIPKRAKR]

I'd take a whole different approach.  You said he's in the gym.  Do you have access to his locker and clothes?  I'd spray his clothes with some cheap women's perfume and slip a pair of really nasty ladies underwear in the passenger side of his truck.  I'm guessing his girlfriend could take care of his sorry butt pretty well.  

 Then technically it wouldn't be your fault his truck and possessions get destroyed.

Sure. Pull the same trick that you did to me.

Still trying to explain it was a setup.

r8

By the way, I want those back.

 

[SAMBUSA]

I'd take a whole different approach.  You said he's in the gym.  Do you have access to his locker and clothes?  I'd spray his clothes with some cheap women's perfume and slip a pair of really nasty ladies underwear in the passenger side of his truck.  I'm guessing his girlfriend could take care of his sorry butt pretty well.  

 Then technically it wouldn't be your fault his truck and possessions get destroyed.

Sure. Pull the same trick that you did to me.

Still trying to explain it was a setup.

r8

By the way,  I want those back.  

No you dont. He's prolly been wearing them.

 

[runeight]

Just wait til you see what I'm sending you for valentine's day.  

8 by 10 glossy?

Signed?

r8

 

[hajii]

OK, let me weigh in on this, and offer a few suggestions...

Melt some butter into a cup, and pour it into his fresh air cowl (just in front of the windshield).  If you'd rather not carry a cup full of melted butter, you can also use milk (whole milk would be best).  When that stuff goes rancid, he'll never get the smell out of his truck. You can even get creative with this & maybe blend a fish in with the milk/butter...

Another thing (which I don't condone, but since the chemical side was brought up in an earlier post, here's another one) is to brush a light coating of DMSO (Dimethyl Sulfoxide), and whatever other chemical of your choice (loperamide HCL - about 400 grams to really make him sweat for about a week; loperamide is the active ingredient in Imodium AD (Anti-Diarrhea)).  You can do a search for DMSO on google for places to buy.
Or, you can get a bottle of habanero extract, and paint that on his door handle - no immediate results, but you'll hear him across the complex when he grabs his junk to take a leak, lol.

 

[Aquaman]

I'd take a whole different approach.  You said he's in the gym.  Do you have access to his locker and clothes?  I'd spray his clothes with some cheap women's perfume and slip a pair of really nasty ladies underwear in the passenger side of his truck.  I'm guessing his girlfriend could take care of his sorry butt pretty well.  

 Then technically it wouldn't be your fault his truck and possessions get destroyed.

Sure. Pull the same trick that you did to me.

Still trying to explain it was a setup.

r8

By the way,  I want those back.  

No you dont.  He's prolly been wearing them.

 

HaHaHa...No doubt!!

 

[Shibumi]

Google a chemical supply house for Perchloric acid- hydrochloric acid (battery acid, for reference) is HCl, perchloric is HClO4- they have to store it in paraffin because it is chemically inert.

I'm thinking pour a line down the middle of his truck front to back, him come out next morning and find two halves laying on the ground smoking looking like an Alien movie outtake...


Or purchase methly perkaptan (used in like 1 PPM to give smell to natural gas) and shoot a hypo full through window gasket into truck. Would have to be stripped to bare metal inside and steam blasted to kill odor...

Okay, I'm evil...

I like you! I usually use duct tape on my victims!

Or the "Death of a Thousand Cuts"...

Takes a VERY sharp katana...

 

[mvanlone]

Sorry, if my comment will surprise someone. If I KNEW who caused damage to my beloved bike and that they caused the damage on purpose. I would go to their house in the middle of the night and slash all 4 tires of their car. It leaves several messages at the same time to that person. 1)It is very personal 2)You cause any damage to me personally it will cost your 4x back 3)Next time and everytime after they see you they will remember EVERYTIME you mess around with my stuff, prepare for a response 4)That person will know not to do it again or to mess with you

Calling the police would not do anything for you. In fact, where I live you call a automated number and tell your story to a recording. No police report or anything. Sometimes you have to take the law in your own hands (sometimes and not all times). If that person comes up to you and happen to ask me about his tires, however, I would respond back that I know what he means, someone punched my gas tank as well. Leave it like that. He will get the message.

 

[TorontoBusa]

neither...   set 'em up...  point a security cam at your ride... catch the sucker next time..  then do his girlfriend and drive his truck while he's in jail

+1

 

[Over_Easy]

I have to remember to hit you guys up for ideas when I need to serve out some evil pranks against the azzholes of the world.

 

[FastBusa]