so i think i pissed off a cop

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So i work for UPS (i appologize if anyone here is not happy with them it pays my bills) and the other day a city cop comes into the customer counter. he's a younger guy, and he is in a little red coup. i just catch a glimse of it and mistakingly think it is a 350z. so i say "you aint out haulin ass and breaking the law in the 350 are ya". I'm laughin a little at my comment and all i get in return is a blank stare. so i look out the window and come to find out he is in a little pontiac gas saver! man was i way off. the cop says to me in a dry cheezy voice that besides being aginst the law to speed it is not good for gas mileage. so sensing the tension i say,"well i ride a hayabusa so i get great gas mileage when i speed!"
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needeless to say he was not to thrilled with my comment. i almost felt liberated that i could take a little stab at the "man" and there was nothing he could do!!
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On the bar...when a comments BOMBS LIKE THAT ONE DID......I just smile, shrug my shoulders, and help someone else.....
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Keep an eye in your rearview for a while......

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and SCREW HIM IF HE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE........

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I can't stand the cops that always think that they need to act like Robocop on and off duty.
I do try and screw with them whenever I get the chance though.
One night I was behind a motorcycle cop while I was on my old Gixxer 1. When I got next to him at the red light I asked him if he wanted to run that thing.
He replied with a sour puss, "I don't think that would be a good career move"
I just laughed and let him take the lead when the light turned green.
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the only time i really see a cop like a joke is when they say it and its usually way out there or dry, they dont like joking with non cops either
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When they get together and start speaking in code and they are all laughing their heads off like Chris Rock is on stage!  Boy,  they are funny then.
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