Glad you made it ok! No gunplay, falling and breaking bones, heart attack, gang a$$whipping, etc., etc.....
His buddies are laughing at him now! Are they nice shoes?
Hmm... Salt rock always helps. I got shot in the butt with that while riding dirt bikes on a old mans property when I was a teenager. OMG did that sting! You probably scared the hell out of that kid when you came flying out of the house! haha
You tell me...
All seems a bit overly dramatic over simple harmless doorbell ditch, kids will be kids. Out here in Cali you'd probably be arrested for posession of stolen property, not returning the tennies.