busa_boy_69
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Well I read JINKSTERS story about the A-hole kid trying to jack his Busa. I thought I would share a story about how my 4th of July weekend started out. I finally start my vacation for the week. I get up bright eyed saturday to a low humidity high 70 degree sunshine glorious day and all I am thinking about is jumping on the Busa. I call a buddy of mine up and ask him if he wants to go ride with me on his gixxer 1k. He says sure I will meet you at your house in like 30 minutes. Well I say thats cool but I am gonna ride around town for a few instead of just sitting here I'll meet ya then. So I take off and start tooling around loving the day. I am in the right lane of a 2 lane street in a 45 mph zone. The traffic in front of me starts slowing down. I am thinking I will jump in the other lane and no biggie. I look behind me and there is one car about 50 feet behind me going SLOWER than my current speed so I make the cut over no big deal right? I thought so to but boy was I wrong. Now granted I did cut over in front of these people close but in no way shape or form did they even have to TOUCH their brakes. Well I pull up to the stop light and as they go beside me to make a left hand turn the guy in the passenger seat sticks his head and the window and yells "good time a-hole!" I don't know what it was but I was in no mood for morons crap this day so I cut right over into the turn lane and get right behind them to pull up and yell something back. As soon as I get behind them he pulls over in a gas station parking lot. I pull up next to the car and flip up my visor and yell out "have you got a F'n problem?" Well this guy goes yeah I got a f'n problem and as soon as he says it steps out of his car. I was like oh hell no.....I am figuring he will shove me cuz I am still sitting on the bike and knock us both over so I am into kick ass mode now. I stop it and throw the kickstand down before he can get over to me and start rushing towards him. Since it's obvious he wants to get physical at this point I beat him to the punch. I get 2 inches from his face and put my finger right at it and tell him " Mother F'er if you plan on throwing fists you better knock me out quick cuz when you don't I will F'n kill you!" (I was a little ticked off if you hadn't noticed. lol) He kinda stammers back now cuz I startled him and says " you know what your a f'n punk you need a flack jacket the way you ride (making a crack at the gear I was wearing) " I was like "Well you know what your a F'n ##### do you think you own the road or something? You didn't have to hit your brakes back there so what the F*CK is your problem dude? He says " your my f'n problem you need to learn how to ride" I was like well you know what you need to learn when to keep your B*%ch Arse mouth shut before I monkey stomp you right here in this parking lot (with my finger right in his face again) He then says " maybe I just need to call the cops how about that?" I was like you know what I could give a F*CK less call em I will stand right here and wait! And as a matter of fact ( I could see in his car where he left the door open as he stepped out) how about I tell the cops about that tall boy of budlight you have open in their right now? You feel like taking a breathalizer you F'n #####? He looks at me after that and as he calls me a punk again his wife comes around the corner of the car now and starts telling me I cut her off and yadda yadda yadda. At this point I am seriously losing patience this guy wasn't gonna throw a punch at me and I was not about to keep wasting time on this dumb crap. I looked at him and pointed my finger at him and was like you know what F you and then pointed at his wife and said F you. I get on the bike and fire it up now and as I do he says no F you. I was like dude are you that big a PU*SSY that your gonna keep running your mouth like this? If you wanna fight then lets go if not shut the f*CK up, get in your car, and head back to the trailer park you white trash piece piece of shid! At this point everyone going in the gas station is standing there spectating and laffed at that one. I fired it up and pulled out as he throws the finger at me and I return the salute from traffic.
Now the moral of this story is that no matter how good of a day you are having there is always a pr*ck out there who has a grudge against sportbikers and will try and ruin it for ya. I should have just let it go and went on my way I know but it was just one of those days where my temper got to me. I thought you all might get a kick out of the story though. Oh and by the way lemme tell ya how dumb this guy was
Him- 6'4 about 170 lbs of nothing but bone
Me- 6'2 305 lbs of actual thick build I weight train 5 days a week.
I so would have killed this freaking guy unless he knew some serious kung fu or something. I prolly should have but jail was not an appealing way to spend the 4th.
All in all the next A-hole I will prolly just let go but this kinda struck me as funny afterwards. lol
Now the moral of this story is that no matter how good of a day you are having there is always a pr*ck out there who has a grudge against sportbikers and will try and ruin it for ya. I should have just let it go and went on my way I know but it was just one of those days where my temper got to me. I thought you all might get a kick out of the story though. Oh and by the way lemme tell ya how dumb this guy was
Him- 6'4 about 170 lbs of nothing but bone
Me- 6'2 305 lbs of actual thick build I weight train 5 days a week.
I so would have killed this freaking guy unless he knew some serious kung fu or something. I prolly should have but jail was not an appealing way to spend the 4th.
All in all the next A-hole I will prolly just let go but this kinda struck me as funny afterwards. lol
